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Television Review Archives
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An Angel Earns His Wings 
Groovalicious Editor Lisa loves her some Spike. Angel series finale stuff in here.
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Wiccan't: Witch Hunter Robin
Yadda yadda JapaNerd Johnathan yadda yadda review yadda yadda something Japanese yadda... ;)
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Budweiser Real Men of Genius Commercials
"Thank you Mr. Has-too-much-time-on-his-hands Creator of Newmoanyeah.com." Oh wait... that's me. Tee hee!
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Stargate SG-1 2004 Season Premiere
Is anyone else totally shocked that Stargate SG-1 is entering it's SEVENTH season?
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Ring Ring Ring... It's Tru Calling
What does Otherworldly Kerri think of Eliza Dushku's new ridiculously-hot-psychic-morgue-employee TV series? Meh.
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Tarzan: All Hunka Hunka, No Burning Love
Ooga ooga. Us Newmoanyeah, you Jane! What the flip happened to the Boston Red Sox?
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Angel Season Premiere
Angel, the vampire who noticeably ages and gains weight, is back for his fifth spin-off season.
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FLCL: Fooly Cooly
Incoherent scantily clad girls screaming at the top of their lungs are kinda cool sometimes.
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Goodbye DC, Hello OC
Oh oh! Teen angst... *smootch smootch*. "You bastard, just because I slept with everyone doesn't mean you can!"
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Stripperella: Time to Go Down on Crime
A cartoon about a stipper super-heroine can only be but soooooo bad, right? RIGHT?!?!?
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer. Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer. Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer. Queeeeeeer. Queer. Queer.
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Spider-Man on MTV
I miss the good old Spider-Man cartoon from the 70s. Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
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Yoplait Commercials
This article is 'got a new job' good. This article is 'smooth bowel movement' good. This article is 'didn't get herpes' good.
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AFI's Top 100 Heroes and Villains
Han Solo, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Darth Vader all made the top 100! What, no Jar Jar?
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Boston's Big Dig on Discovery Channel
It's nice to know that the folks out in Iowa think that the never-ending construction in Boston is cool. ;)
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A Buffy Virgin's Penultimate Rundown
Manolo has NEVER seen an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hilarity ensues in this episode review.
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The Early Demise of Jenny Calendar
Why aren't there super-hot techno-pagans teaching at every high school in America?
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Tough Crowd is Mean Like Jazz
Is it me, or does it seem like Colin Quinn struggles at everything he does?
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Black Sash on the WB
Dawson's Creek meets Martial Law in the most ridiculous way. Martial Creek. Dawson's Law.
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Star Wars Holiday Special
May the Force destroy you... "you" being Editor Steve for forcing friends to watch this mess.
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Farscape: Series Finale
Just when Kerri got into Farscape, they nuked the show (along with two of the main characters) in a cliffhanger ending.
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Mecha Nix: RahXephon
Let's see... cartoon. Japanese cartoon. Japanese cartoon with robots. Has this been done before?
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Those Damn WB Ads
What is it about those sexy WB commercials? Promises of earth-shaking revelations? Sex? Subliminal mesages? Sex?
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Daytime TV
Unemployment inspires Joel to watch excessive amounts of daytime television.
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Sean Astin's Angel
How the Frog Missed the Lily Pad. Samwise Gamgee directs the WB's Angel. Hairy-footed menace!
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Grin Fandango: Chapelle's Show
I forgot that Dave Chapelle was in You've Got Mail... not that I've ever seen it!
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The Surreal Life
"Reality" TV is at its best when it's got a playmate, a rapper, a survivor, and a bunch of other has-beens.
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Smackdown!
Janet's a trooper. She braved WWE Smackdown! and composed a lovely review, as assigned by her sadistic editor.
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Gap Guy Revisited
Wow, newmoanyeah (and Missie) are gettin' some mileage out of this dancing Will Kemp guy.
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The Osbournes Season 2
"Kelly, you're being sexualist!" The Osbournes are back on MTV and Janet watched 'em!
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Relove the Aguilera
Our Non-Ukranian staffer gives a Non-Ukranian review of Ms. Aguilera's live performance on Letterman.
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mmmB.o.P: Birds of Prey
Johnathan strays from his usual fetish to cover a TV show about three hot girls claiming to have some association with Batman.
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Twilight Zone 2002
After seeing this, I wouldn't be surprised to see people defacing classic works of art because they think it's a good idea.
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Good, Bad, and Ugly (Week of September 3, 2002)
Kelly Clarkson, Swim Fan, and the 2002 World Basketball Championship in a triple threat review.
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Kelly Should Win
Yes, I'm talking about American Idol. No, I'm not embarrassed to admit that as my guilty pleasure. Well, not TOO embarrassed...
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Hot Dancing Gap Guy
Our Scattagoric Staffer is obsessed with the hot dancing Gap guy a.k.a. Will Kemp. Drool advisory in effect.
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