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Other Review Archives
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Doc Johnson's Pocket Rocket Vibrator 
Janet returns with a belated and elated review of a vibrator Doc Johnson bestowed upon her and hers. Bzzzzzz...
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Sharehouse of Horror
The worst flatmates in the history of the world have Groovalicious Lisa looking for new digs in Australia.
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A Tale of Vibrating Panties
What's that buzzing noise? Oh, it's just Cowboy Booted Staff Writer Heather's remote controlled underwear.
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The Play Safe Thong
You'd think women would just carry condoms in their purses, but Play Safe wants them a little closer to home, right up in your...
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The Worst Date in the History of the World
The guys Lisa picked up online all look like Prince Charming, or at least Prince William, compared to the latest real life freak.
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New Orleans Plugged
A plug so monumental that it's really a review. Music and beer makes Kerry a Fuzzy Pink something something.
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Shopping at Newbury Comics
Are record store employees elitists? Are the cheaper prices worth it? Damn straight they are!
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Barbie Goes Wicca
Mmm... those money grubbin' bastards behind Barbie are trying to skim some milk off the Harry Pottery gravy train.
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Kournikova and Amazon Unite for Creepy Lust and Charity
Does anyone else keep getting this as part of the suggestions on their "customized" Amazon front page?
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Good Head Oral Delight Gel
Novelty items frequently lose their novelty very quickly. How did the mint BJ gel fare?
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DC Comics Barbie Kicks Ass
Catwoman, Supergirl, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman... all with Barbie's most unnatural, yet strangely appealing, physique!
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Ribbed UR3 G-Spot Hard Throb
Statistics say Newmoanyeah employees experience more orgasms on the job than employees of M!crosoft.
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Hello Kitty: My Little Bedtime Friend
We plugged the Hello Kitty Vibrator a while back. What's next? Badtz Maru butt beads? Keroppi condoms?
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Editor Steve: Purveyor of Geekiness & Garlic Guacamole
Despite calling my guacamole "toxic", this review brings geeky warmth to my heart.
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Job Hunters Beware
Editor Steve strong-arms his minions. If you were planning to intern for Newmoanyeah in the fall, read this first.
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Yankees Suck Intergalactic Ass
Though you wouldn't guess it from the title, this is sort of a baseball game/national anthem performance review.
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Genetically Engineered Fish
Tea Leoni: "So this is how you make three-eyed fish..."
Sam Neil: "No, this is how you play God!"
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Sta-Erect Delay Cream for Men: HARDly a Review
First and foremost, the product works. Manolo said so. (Outro: 70s porn music... *bownk chika bown bown...*)
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Jenna Jameson's Mouth Blew Me
Damn... for such a geekcentric site, we seem to have an awful lot of content about sex!
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Doing It Like (Doc Johnson's iVibe) Rabbits
You've heard about it on Sex in the City, now read about it in our test bedroom. Try to keep your hand out of your pants.
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Three Geeks and a Girl
Everyone should have a room full of gaming consoles, RPGs, posters of Buffy, and TiVo!
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This Date Blows My Sox Off. Pun Intended.
HEY! Remember the win a date with yada yada Lisa contest we were running? Find out what happened on date #1!
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Limited Edition John Fluevog Buffy Boots
Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes! Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes! Is it the shoes? It's gotta be the shoes!
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Marvel's All-Time Low
Heroes for hire in the worst possible way! Sexy... in a very non-sexy kind of way.
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Coming to (and Leaving?) a Newsstand Near You
Janet hit the magazine rack and left absolutely nothing behind. See what newbies she found.
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Tomb Raider 2 Poster
Kenny reviews not the movie, but the movie poster for the upcoming Tomb Raider sequel The Cradle of Life.
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ToyBuilders.com: Custom Action Figures
Jennifer watches CNN and discovers a custom toy factory. Leave it to Comic Conventional Jennifer!
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My Cyber-Search for Love (Or Booty) - Part 3
Stable lawyer guy lands a sympathy date with Lisa. This is almost depressing.
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My Cyber-Search for Love (Or Booty) - Part 2
Here's a new one: a blind date that WOULDN'T LEAVE THE FREAKING HOUSE! Gooooo Lisa!
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Method & System for Allocating Display Space for Dummies
Manolo was caught unawares by a very unique Sadistic Assigned Review with ties to Amazon.com.
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Insane Tobacco Farmer's Bad Timing
Something about a tobacco farmer and his explosives-filled tractor parked in the middle of the Mall in D.C.?
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Justice League Action Figures
Well then... based on the action figure, I'd guess Wonder Woman's measurements are 40-15-35!
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Chicks with Guns: A Genre
By far, the least sadistic of the the Sadistic Assigned Review series, so far.
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My Cyber-Search for Love (Or Booty) - Part 1
Lisa doesn't want a soulmate. She just wants someone to hang out with on a Saturday night, and maybe Sunday morning.
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Editor Steve's Star Wars Novel Obsession
I've read more than a Bantha's weight in Star Wars novels and here's a review of my behavior.
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Celtic Pride: Antoine Walker
Antoine Walker is the glue that holds the Boston Celtics together. Employee #8 makes baskets!
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Hanna Barbera I-Men
Toynami's released some phat 80's inspired I-Men. Just one question: why's Birdman's pal Avenger so damn big?
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Crotchless Panties: Not All They're Cracked Up to Be
Please remember that this is NOT part of our Sadistic Assigned Review series. This was volunteered!
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Todd Nauck's Lego Men
Customized Lego action by one of the comic book industries' finest artists, Todd Nauck!
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Hot Confusingly Dressed Gap Body Gal
Will Kemp: BOO! Unnamed girl in a Gap poster: YAY! Will Kemp: BOO! Unnamed girl in a Gap poster: YAY!
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Eddie Izzard Circle
Caucassianal Kenny is positively enamoured with Britain's premiere transvestite stand-up comic!
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Hobbystar Boston 2002
A review of Hobbystar's Great American Comic Book and Science Fiction Expos in Boston! Love them geekfests!
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Vehicular Infractions
Yadda yadda yadda... the Echo looks like it's waiting to get it up the ass... wanna read this article now?
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Pacing is Pacerific
A review on pacing. Yes, pacing. Y'know... pacing. Like, walking around: pacing.
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Parking at Supermarkets
Stay between the lines. Stay between the lines. Stay between the lines. Stay between the FREAKIN' lines!
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My Buddy Jabba
'Cause that's what friends are for... keep smiling, keep shining... knowing you can always count on me...
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Good, Bad, and Ugly (Week of September 3, 2002)
Kelly Clarkson, Swim Fan, and the 2002 World Basketball Championship in a triple threat review.
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Naughty Nimbus 2000
Well then... a vibrating plastic toy that young girls put between their legs? No, I'm not kidding.
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