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Food Review Archives
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Confessions of a (Former) Coffee Junkie 
Editor Steve forces recovering coffee addict Jay to review an entire site dedicated to single-serve coffee.
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McDonald's Steak and Egg Bagel Sandwich 
It would totally rock if KFC made an Original Recipe Chicken Skin, Egg, and Bacon Breakfast Biscuit!
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Eagle's Deli 
Burgers the size of small children and french fries sold by the pound pound POUND!!!
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Fast Food Fever 
If fast food were physics or peace or medicine, these guys would win a nobel prize! Brilliant!!!
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Black & Blue: Guinness and Blueberry Ale 
A beertail involving Budweiser sounds revolting. However, ones involving Guinness are pretty damn good.
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Lay's Cool Guacamole Chips 
I didn't expect these to be good. Then again, I didn't expect them to be sooo... green.
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The McGriddle Spells McHeart-Attack 
It also spells McFlashbacks and McPirate fantasies for our grease-resistant editor. (Sadistic assigned review inside!)
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Tropical Sprite Remix 
"Tropical" flavored Sprite might be a little better than it sounds. (Particularly when mixed with coconut rum!)
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Mountain Dew LiveWire 
Orange Crush crushes this knock off. And Orange Fanta is much more fantastic. What's the point of LiveWire?
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Lucky Charms 
Blah blah blah you'll never get me lucky charms blah blah blah magically delicious!
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Taco Bell 7-Layer Nachos 
Riiiiiiip oooooooff! I was shafted out of my precious guacamoooooooole!!! My precious!
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Man vs. Spam 
Johnathan's the next victim of our "Sadistic Assigned Reviews" series. Can he possibly survive Spam?
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The Limebomber: A Review 
Though plugged a few weeks ago, it's getting even more screentime: the bomber of limes, the Limebomber!
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Go-Gurt® 
Joel's the victim of the next officially sanctioned sadistic review assignment. Curious no longer about Go-Gurt!
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A Hungover Review of Ketel One Vodka 
Heh heh heh... Manolo took one for the team by taking notes as he blitzed himself on Ketel One Vodka.
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The Goodness of O's: Insights from a Baby Gourmet 
A review of Cheerios. Or, a study on the addictive qualities of Cheerios that inspired the Scattagoric Staffer.
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Turf Supper Club 
The newmoanyeah Gourmet got stuck cooking her own damn meal in San Diego. I mean, GEEZ... the nerve of some people!
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Karaoke at the Bell in Hand 
Karaoke at the oldest tavern in America. Awwwrrooooooooo! *pant pant pant*
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The Common Ground 
The newmoanyeah Gourmet has been frequenting a not-so-common pub... with a sort of common name.
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Wendy's Garden Sensation Salads 
The newmoanyeah Gourmet gives us the latest on some fresh, tasty, and cheap fastfood.
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