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Paul Shim, PoetTech Staff Writer

Bio: I'm a self proclaimed Tech Support Master, Network Administrator, Amateur Web Designer, Karaoke Singer, and PC gamer. Heavy Rotation: I like Oldies and Eighties music. Favorite Flick: My favorite flick is Purple Rose of Cairo. It's the best fking movie ever. Celebrity Crush:** Jeri Ryan. Ever since Star Trek Voyager I haven't been able to get her out of my mind. Oh, please assimilate me! Junk Food of Choice: Buffalo wings. Not really a junk food but if I not much of a junk food fan. [LIAR LIAR pants on fire! - Ed.] Of course if I had to pick one it would have to be Reese's Peanutbutter Cups. Articles:
		Vampires Sexier Than Werewolves? More beastiality and doggie style jokes than you can shake a stick at... and play fetch with.

		Oral and Digit-al Pleasure Virgin with horrible spelling habits requests sex advice for his mouth and fingers.

		Fiancée Three-Way Maybe you should wait until AFTER you're married to suggest a threesome. Just a thought...

		Worst of 2002 Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.

		Keeping New Years Resolutions Advice on how to keep your New Years resolutions... for once. Inventive! Gargantuan! Dashing! Rico Suavé!

		PC Syberia Syberia. PoetTech Paul is back with another proseful review of a PC game. Sigh... beer. Eeeeeyah!

		Approaching the Opposite Sex Some poor reader can't approach members of the opposite sex and he/she expects four newmoanyeah staffers to help him?

		PC Mafia PoetTech Paul did somethin' somethin' about Mafia. But I don't know what because I haven't seen the article yet. ;)

		PC Medal of Honor: Allied Assault PoetTech Paul delivers an ode to a first-person shooter for the PC. Try not to get teary-eyed.

		Naughty Nimbus 2000 Well then... a vibrating plastic toy that young girls put between their legs? No, I'm not kidding.

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