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Ambiguously Bi Boyfriend  advice
Man, the advice requests are getting more and more disturbing. Please, someone ask something geeky and fun!
Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion  advice
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
Butterfly Blog: The Soup Klutzy  feature
Our gal Downunder manages to get Thai Green Curry soup all over her bathroom. Find out how...
Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion  advice
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
Butterfly Blog: The Soup Klutzy  feature
Our gal Downunder manages to get Thai Green Curry soup all over her bathroom. Find out how...
What Should I Do with a Neutral Monk?  advice
Dungeons and Dragons brethren unite! An RPGer wants to know what to do with his newly neutered... err, neutral monk.
Butterfly Blog: Why My Body Went on Strike  feature
Another "Best of Butterfly Blog" entry... this time our Aussie land lubber deals with her sea legs.
Holiday Gift Suggestions for Gals  feature
The lovely ladies of Newmoanyeah tell you what you should buy your geek gals for the Holidays!
Butterfly Blog: Stupid Lori Tricks  feature
Another fantabulous entry for Newmoanyeah's Best of Butterfly Blog series! Look ma, no keys!
Jason Mraz: Live in Boston  review
The good: Mraz rocked the Roxy! The bad: Groovalicious Editor Lisa moved to San Fran the next day.
For Steve: Haiku, Limerick, Sonnet, oh my!  feature
Wow and more wow. Thanks for the ultra kind poetic words! I'm gonna get a huge head.
Jason Mraz: The Official Mrazcot of Newmoanyeah  review
Two Jason Mraz concert reviews and a whole lot of good babble from two Newmoanyeah staffers.
Butterfly Blog: The Man from "Down Under" Canada  feature
Sex words are funny. This entertaining blog entry from the adventurous Ms. Shea proves it!
Is the Title 'Wild About Harry' Overused Yet?  feature
Lori has an obsession that makes the Dave Navarro thing from a couple of weeks ago look downright wholesome and normal.
Harry Potter Book Too Heavy  advice
We "moaned with longing" as we discovered a good way to lug around that heavy-ass book.
Butterfly Blog: Lori Croft in RoomRaider  feature
A new series of diary-like entries... this time from pseudo-Aussie-babe Lori! She hates spiders.
Hey Hey We're the Monkeypox  advice
BAD prairie dog! Learn what the hell Monkeypox are and how to keep them the hell away from you.
How Do We Feel About Canadians?  advice
Actually, Editor Steve would love to get a geeky Canadian female on the writing staff. Any takers?
Oral and Digit-al Pleasure  advice
Virgin with horrible spelling habits requests sex advice for his mouth and fingers.
Please Don't Feed the Sarlacc  advice
Don't ask me how, but the Sarlacc Pit managed to log into Holonet and send us an advice request!
The Vines: Highly Baffling  review
Our pseudo-Aussie babe Lori chimes in with her first full-fledged article for Newmoanyeah!
Losing Your Virginity  advice
Wondering when you should "give it up"? Devirginization. As always, advice is for entertainment purposes only.
Worst of 2002  feature
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
2002 Staff Picks  feature
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
Keeping New Years Resolutions  advice
Advice on how to keep your New Years resolutions... for once. Inventive! Gargantuan! Dashing! Rico Suavé!
Sex with Your Opposite-Sex Clone  advice
Oy vey. When I agreed to assign this question, I had no idea how... disturbing this would get. YEESH.
Bad Plumbing, Not the Human Kind  advice
A leaky faucet ails one of our readers. Four (remotely) skilled staffers to the rescue! Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Approaching the Opposite Sex  advice
Some poor reader can't approach members of the opposite sex and he/she expects four newmoanyeah staffers to help him?

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