| Lisa Turner, Senior Editor |
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Bio:
Lisa abandoned full time work and health benefits in Boston in favor of traveling Australia, collecting a boy in every town and turning some of them into men. Now she's back in Boston, living on a couch, in search of full-time work and health benefits.
Heavy Rotation:
Whatever [name removed to protect the innocent] has illegaly burned for me, insisting that this guy is The Next Big Thing.
Favorite Flick:
Today? Memen... no, Strictly Ball... uh... Hard Day's... wait...
Celebrity Crush:
Dave Navarro (is God) is a constant obsession. Tom Welling and Tyson Ritter my flavors of the month.
Junk Food of Choice:
Brownies.
Alternate Location on the Web:
www.budgetoz.com
Articles:
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Ambiguously Bi Boyfriend 
Man, the advice requests are getting more and more disturbing. Please, someone ask something geeky and fun!
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Angry Consumer Correspondence 
A funny republished article that ran on Groovalicious Lisa's site BudgetOz.com two years ago...
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Sharehouse of Horror 
The worst flatmates in the history of the world have Groovalicious Lisa looking for new digs in Australia.
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Just Grint and Bear It
Ron Weasley is exactly Groovalicious Lisa's type: cute, British, and "youthful".
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Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
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Just Grint and Bear It
Ron Weasley is exactly Groovalicious Lisa's type: cute, British, and "youthful".
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Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
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An Angel Earns His Wings
Groovalicious Editor Lisa loves her some Spike. Angel series finale stuff in here.
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Further Proof that Mraz is the Prophet
Groovalicious Editor Lisa is back for a quickie. Her Jason Mraz obsession has her seeing signs.
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Overcoming Ugliness
A reader asks, "How can I ask someone out if I'm butt-ass freaking ugly?" (Not exactly in those words.)
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Teen Love in Ireland
More sappy teen love questions... this time from sunny Ireland where the whisky roams the shamrock covered land. Huh?
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The Play Safe Thong
You'd think women would just carry condoms in their purses, but Play Safe wants them a little closer to home, right up in your...
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Jewish Dogs Need Love, Too
The readers of Newmoanyeah are getting weirder and weirder and weirder. Good.
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2003 Staff Picks
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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The Worst Date in the History of the World
The guys Lisa picked up online all look like Prince Charming, or at least Prince William, compared to the latest real life freak.
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Holiday Gift Suggestions for Gals
The lovely ladies of Newmoanyeah tell you what you should buy your geek gals for the Holidays!
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A Heartwarming Tale of Long Lost Acquaintances
Do you know Brian Doch? Are YOU Brian Doch? If you are, or if you know anyone at USC who might know him, read this.
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It's Another Jason Mraz Review!
This time he's satisfying Lisa at the Warfield in San Francisco. Keep the massage oil handy.
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Dorknan the Toymaster
Seriously, you're NEVER too old for toys. BTW, one of our favorite movies is Beastmaster!
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Tarzan: All Hunka Hunka, No Burning Love
Ooga ooga. Us Newmoanyeah, you Jane! What the flip happened to the Boston Red Sox?
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White Stripes: Jackie White's Finger's Just Fine
A random Tuesday update: After a post-car accident hiatus, the White Stripes hit the stage again in Berkeley.
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Jason Mraz: Live in Boston
The good: Mraz rocked the Roxy! The bad: Groovalicious Editor Lisa moved to San Fran the next day.
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Where Did the Sex Go?
Ever wonder why it seems the sex dwindles in long-term relationships? So did this reader.
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A Conversation about Sperm
And you think you get weird emails... look what ended up in my box one day.
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Girl Fight Tonight
Quite possibly the strangest, most disturbing thing we've ever run. A little Photoshop is a lot dangerous.
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Goodbye DC, Hello OC
Oh oh! Teen angst... *smootch smootch*. "You bastard, just because I slept with everyone doesn't mean you can!"
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Give Summer Camp a Chance
Camp has all the realistic teenage angsty awkwardness that Newmoanyeah staffers keep well into their 20s.
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Lisa's Mom Confirms the McLessons
If you read last week's McGriddle review, you may be wondering about the "ballet" lessons Lisa had at the local McDonald's.
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The McGriddle Spells McHeart-Attack
It also spells McFlashbacks and McPirate fantasies for our grease-resistant editor. (Sadistic assigned review inside!)
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While I Wasn't Looking, Hanson Got Hot
Forget the little boys that had you MMMBopping; the new Hanson is older, with way better clothes. Hellooooo Isaac!
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More Sex Questions
Sex is natural, sex is good. Not everybody does it, but everybody should. C-c-c-c-come on!
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Pirates of the Caribbean Shivers My Timbers
Yaaaaaaar, matey! I'll make ye walk the plank with me parrot! *SQUAWK! Walk the plank, walk the plank!*
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Why You'll Love Order of the Phoenix, Spoiler Free!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is FINALLY out. Here's a spoiler-free review.
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Y Tu Hermione Tambien
A sexy new director could spice things up a bit for the upcoming Harry Potter film. "It's all in good fun..."
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Harry Potter Book Too Heavy
We "moaned with longing" as we discovered a good way to lug around that heavy-ass book.
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Friday Night: Potter Pre-Game
What? No tailgating for the release of Order of the Phoenix? WHAT? No strippers?
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Rock Stars Who I Wish Weren't Dead
There are rock stars. Some have problems. Problems cause them to die. This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
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Dave Navarro Has Ruined Me
If only Dave Navarro had entered the "Win a Date with Groovalicious Editor Lisa" contest...
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Mysterious Sign Spurs Pondering
Uh, I graduated from the school of even more longerest free range beefalo. Huh?
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How Do We Feel About Canadians?
Actually, Editor Steve would love to get a geeky Canadian female on the writing staff. Any takers?
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This Date Blows My Sox Off. Pun Intended.
HEY! Remember the win a date with yada yada Lisa contest we were running? Find out what happened on date #1!
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Farewell Buffy Week
A week of Buffy the Vampire Slayer coverage, including staff reactions to the series finale.
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Superstar: Ode to Jonathan
The nerdy kid in the background that became a member of the Three Nemesisesesesesssss...
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Buffy-less Tuesdays
Damn! Now that Buffy is ending, what the Hellmouth are you going to do with your Tuesday nights?
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Will They Strike Out or Hit a Home Run?
While the contest may technically continue to run until whenever, find out who Lisa picked in the meanwhile.
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Lisa's Hunk Hunt Begins
The "Win a Date with Groovalicious Editor Lisa" contest is still going! Read on for the latest update!
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More About Lisa with Whom You Can Win a Date
(Editor Lisa) + (Contest) = (annoying email forward containing oodles of info about said editor).
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Win a Date with Groovalicious Editor Lisa
C'mon, I know you can do better than those other guys Lisa met online. Win a date with a Newmoanyeah editor!
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Sex Manual Recommendations
Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Sutrameleon... you COME and go... you COME and gooooo!
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My Cyber-Search for Love (Or Booty) - Part 3
Stable lawyer guy lands a sympathy date with Lisa. This is almost depressing.
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My Cyber-Search for Love (Or Booty) - Part 2
Here's a new one: a blind date that WOULDN'T LEAVE THE FREAKING HOUSE! Gooooo Lisa!
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My Cyber-Search for Love (Or Booty) - Part 1
Lisa doesn't want a soulmate. She just wants someone to hang out with on a Saturday night, and maybe Sunday morning.
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Waterworld and K. Costner
"Was Waterworld bad for my career?" may not be as much of a rhetorical question as you think.
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Those Damn WB Ads
What is it about those sexy WB commercials? Promises of earth-shaking revelations? Sex? Subliminal mesages? Sex?
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Getting Backstage
If you're not a big-breasted slut, you might need some help getting backstage at a concert.
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Confessions of a Closet Trekkie
Why do I anticipate a deluge of emails flooding into Groovalicious Editor Lisa's mailbox from Trekkies after this?
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Board Game Loser
Tired of losing game after game? Find out the secret to four staffers' board game success!
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Getting in the Guinness Book of World Records
Nifty... I feel like we were actually funny, sarcastic, AND helpful all at once, for the first time!
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Reasons to Love or Hate Our Neighbors Up North
Abooooooooot! Aboot. Abooooooooot! Aboot. Abooooooooot! Aboot. Abooooooooot! Aboot. Ay?
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Girls' Guide to a Guilt-Free One-Night Stand
For some chicks, jumping into bed with someone whose name they don't know is no big deal. This ain't for them.
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Stretch... OW!!!
Stretching seemed like SUCH a good idea at the time, didn't it? Now to us you come, pleading for wisdom.
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