| Kerry Sainato, Fuzzy Pink Staff Writer |
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Bio:
[To be updated.]
Heavy Rotation:
Right now, it's Bleu's Redhead, Jack Johnson's Brushfire Fairytales, John Mayer's Room for Squares.
Favorite Flick:
Don't have just one... Good Will Hunting, South Park the Movie, Shawshank Redemption, and Amelie would be near the top though. Anything Indie is generally pretty good/interesting.
Celebrity Crush:
Boy - Bleu; Girl - Jennifer Anniston (non-sexual crush of course).
Junk Food of Choice:
Sweet - Ice Cream; Salty - French Fries
Articles:
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Virginity in a Remote Village in India 
Hooboy, Newmoanyeah's gone international. Someone in India needs to determine the virginal state of their girlfriend.
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What Percentage of Men Go Bald?
George Forman, Lex Luthor, Kojak, Billy Corgan, Professor X, Bruce Willis, Mr. Clean, Sinead O'Connor...
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New Orleans Plugged 
A plug so monumental that it's really a review. Music and beer makes Kerry a Fuzzy Pink something something.
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Ugly Alyssa?
A strange unspecified advice request involving a turtle-like girl named Alyssa. Who's the boss?
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How do You Use a Bidet?
Was Paul Hogan not the only confused person during the hotel bathroom scene in Crocodile Dundee? Read on.
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To Be Thirteen Again
Kerry reviews that teen angsty flick everyone's been talking about. Repetitive subheaders a la Editor Steve within.
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Jason Mraz: Live in Boston
The good: Mraz rocked the Roxy! The bad: Groovalicious Editor Lisa moved to San Fran the next day.
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Lay's Cool Guacamole Chips
I didn't expect these to be good. Then again, I didn't expect them to be sooo... green.
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Like, What Are College Essentials?
Back to normal advice this week with four staffers giving surprisingly helpful advice.
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Three Geeks and a Girl
Everyone should have a room full of gaming consoles, RPGs, posters of Buffy, and TiVo!
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Batman and Wonder Woman Sittin' in a Tree...
In JLA #74, Batman and Wonder Woman share a kiss on the battlefield. A reader has conflicting emotions about this.
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Stripping for College
Is working as a stripper an acceptable way to pay for your college education? Well, it doesn't bother us...
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Fiancée Three-Way
Maybe you should wait until AFTER you're married to suggest a threesome. Just a thought...
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The Surreal Life
"Reality" TV is at its best when it's got a playmate, a rapper, a survivor, and a bunch of other has-beens.
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Worst of 2002 
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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Keeping New Years Resolutions
Advice on how to keep your New Years resolutions... for once. Inventive! Gargantuan! Dashing! Rico Suavé!
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Harry Potter and the Bible Thumpers
Innocent movie-goer is accosted by mob of angry people who think Harry Potter is Satan-incarnate, needs advice.
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Midlife Crisis Meets the Quarterlife Crisis
Any compare-and-contrast article with fast cars and meaningless sex is a good one, right?
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Stretch... OW!!!
Stretching seemed like SUCH a good idea at the time, didn't it? Now to us you come, pleading for wisdom.
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Bleu Live
Kerry gets all pink and fuzzy over 'head. She had a Bleu-ball at the CD release party.
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Penis Enlargement
Four completely unqualified people give advice about gettin' the one-eyed snake to grow.
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Turf Supper Club
The newmoanyeah Gourmet got stuck cooking her own damn meal in San Diego. I mean, GEEZ... the nerve of some people!
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The Common Ground
The newmoanyeah Gourmet has been frequenting a not-so-common pub... with a sort of common name.
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Wendy's Garden Sensation Salads
The newmoanyeah Gourmet gives us the latest on some fresh, tasty, and cheap fastfood.
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