| Kerri Skarfe, Otherworldly Staff Writer |
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Bio:
I like to think I grew up in a small town in Alaska, but sadly, I would have to admit that I'm from Iowa, I only work in space. Is this heaven...? Not really, so I escaped.
Heavy Rotation:
My tastes in music range from Buffy the Musical to RUSH, from Metallica S&M to the soundtrack from Moulin Rouge. I like variety in my life.
Favorite Flick:
My all-time favorite movie? That's easy. Raiders of the Lost Ark. [I could swear it used to be Cutting Edge. TOE PICK! - Ed.]
Celebrity Crush:
I drool drastically over Pierce Brosnan, Harrison Ford, Jonathan Frakes, David Duchovny, Brad Pitt, Ewan McGregor, (etc. etc. etc.), but my heart will always belong to books... specifically Lord Peter, Ramses Emerson, Tommy Lynley, Joe Morelli and Ranger.
Junk Food of Choice:
Send all fan mail, Riker action figures, and any combination of peanut butter and chocolate (my favorite junk food) to me c/o newmoanyeah.com.
Articles:
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Dry Hump Popped Cherry? 
A (presumably female) reader asks if it's possible that she popped her cherry during a vigorous dry hump session.
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Lessons Learned from Prince of Persia 
Riddle me this: what happens when Otherwordly Kerri plays 75% of a game with only one saved game file? Read on...
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Jewish Dogs Need Love, Too
The readers of Newmoanyeah are getting weirder and weirder and weirder. Good.
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Stargate SG-1 2004 Season Premiere
Is anyone else totally shocked that Stargate SG-1 is entering it's SEVENTH season?
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2003 Staff Picks 
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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Anne Rice Blood Canticle
That Otherworldly Kerri quotes vampire Willow in this review does not bode well for Anne Rice's latest Chronicle.
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Ring Ring Ring... It's Tru Calling
What does Otherworldly Kerri think of Eliza Dushku's new ridiculously-hot-psychic-morgue-employee TV series? Meh.
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Hot Guy and the Girl She Can't Stand
Editor Steve is suddenly concerned that the Newmoanyeah audience now consists of 14 year old girls.
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Angel Season Premiere
Angel, the vampire who noticeably ages and gains weight, is back for his fifth spin-off season.
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Vampires Sexier Than Werewolves?
More beastiality and doggie style jokes than you can shake a stick at... and play fetch with.
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Where Did the Sex Go?
Ever wonder why it seems the sex dwindles in long-term relationships? So did this reader.
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Open Range: Dear K. Costner...
This might technically be Newmoanyeah's first retraction ever. Scandal and conflict!
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Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness
Otherworldy Kerri is back in action as the double-gun-toting, big-breasted, archaeologist Lara Croft on PS2.
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Falling for the Wrong Guy
An innocent girl writes for relationship advice... and the staff goes house on her grammatical deficiencies instead!
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Bruce vs. Jackie vs. Jet vs. Ray
First of all, the half-wit who wrote in should realize that Darth Maul's real name is Park, not Parks.
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Farewell Buffy Week
A week of Buffy the Vampire Slayer coverage, including staff reactions to the series finale.
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Angel on the Horizon
Looking on the bright side, we still have Angel. New formula with more Spike!
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House of 1,000 Corpses a Good Date Flick?
My my my. What troubled readers have we. Furthermore, what a high percentage of virgins!
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Zelda Has Balls in Sling
Yes, this title could be interpretted many ways. See how it applies to a loyal reader.
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Farscape: Series Finale
Just when Kerri got into Farscape, they nuked the show (along with two of the main characters) in a cliffhanger ending.
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Insane Tobacco Farmer's Bad Timing
Something about a tobacco farmer and his explosives-filled tractor parked in the middle of the Mall in D.C.?
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Waterworld and K. Costner
"Was Waterworld bad for my career?" may not be as much of a rhetorical question as you think.
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Daredevil Dueling Movie Reviews
This is what happens when a non-comic reader and a comic reader review a comic-based movie together.
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VirginMe.com
Egad, I can't believe I assigned this Sadistic Review! Victim: Otherworldly Staffer Kerri.
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Sean Astin's Angel
How the Frog Missed the Lily Pad. Samwise Gamgee directs the WB's Angel. Hairy-footed menace!
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Losing Your Virginity
Wondering when you should "give it up"? Devirginization. As always, advice is for entertainment purposes only.
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On the Road to Insanity
Ixnay on the alktay about the aightstray acketjay! We really need to get Kerri back on the meds.
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Star Wars EU: The Thrawn Trilogy
Thrawn THRAWN Thr-thrawn Thaaaaaawn Thrawn. Yes, Timothy Zahn probably hates Sisko's "Thong Song."
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Worst of 2002
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
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Soiled Yourself at Work?
There's that Disney Cruise flu bug going around and this advice entry is marginally related to it.
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The Limebomber: A Review
Though plugged a few weeks ago, it's getting even more screentime: the bomber of limes, the Limebomber!
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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The Biggest Evil in My Life: Spider Solitaire
Kerri's losing time. And for once it's NOT the result of an alien abduction, but because of an arachnid addiction.
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Who Will Win My Holiday Affections
Harry Potter vs. James Bond vs. Strider in a "to the pain" match for the focus of Kerri's obsession!
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Why I Will See Two Weeks Notice...
... Instead of Maid in Manhattan. See? Newmoanyeah isn't officially biassed against Chick Flicks.
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Where the Hell is My Holiday Movie Preview
Kerri laments about her missing issue of Entertainment Weekly in this poetic outpouring of her alien soul.
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Bond Redeemed Die Another Day
I agree with Kerri that Halle Berry has NOTHING on Michelle Yeoh as the TRUE Bond-girl of the future!
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Anne Rice Blackwood Farm
Vampires and Witches and Kerri, OH MY! Vampires and Witches and Kerri, OH MY! Vampires and Witches and Kerri, OH MY!
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Rush Live
Otherworldly Kerri caught a Rush concert a couple of weeks ago and now I'm belatedly printing the review.
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How Do Hutts Have Sex?
Jabba obviously had a thing for scantily-clad humanoids, but just how do Hutts reproduce with other Hutts?
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The Groundhog Day Syndrome
I got you, babe... I got you, babe... I got you, babe... I got you, babe... I got you, babe... I got you, babe...
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Poop Stuck to Cat's Butt
On to more practical advice about what to do when your cat's draggin' poop all over the damn house.
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Stephen King From a Buick 8
Stephen King gets hit by car. King writes new novel about car. Kerri Skarfe reads book. King ponders retirement. Kerri's fault?
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Approaching the Opposite Sex
Some poor reader can't approach members of the opposite sex and he/she expects four newmoanyeah staffers to help him?
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Kerri Gets Taken
I'll leave it up to your deviant little imaginations just how or where Kerri got tooken.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling
You remember all the hype about that musical episode of Buffy? Well, re-live the hype with the newly released soundtrack!
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If Most of the World Died Tomorrow...
... who would haunt your dreams? Get your minds out of the gutter! Pervos!
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Interview with an Evil Henchman
Under stressful circumstances, Kerri manages a stellar interview with an Evil Henchwoman!
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The Art of Collecting Riker
Our Otherworldly Staffer boldly goes where some geekier more obsessed Trekkie certainly must have gone before.
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Anne Rice Blood and Gold
Skarfe up this review of yet another Anne Rice book that sucks (blood that is).
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