| Justin Montanino, Posthumorous Staff Writer |
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Bio:
This aspiring cult leader and snuff film director makes his living in the trenches of the Television industry, corroding the minds and degrading the values of Americans everywhere.
Heavy Rotation:
His current listens include Liquid Tension Experiment and Tomahawk, but when the curtains go down this born and bred 80’s metalhead still rocks out to Iron Maiden and Helloween.
Favorite Flick:
Recently, his favorite flick is Ghost World, thanks in large part to the divine Scarlet Johansson.
Celebrity Crush:
See Favorite Flick.
Junk Food of Choice:
One day, Justin plans to drop out of society, gorge himself with Burger King, and write an epitaph fit for a king.
Articles:
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Incarceration, Insecurity, and Insertion 
Oh, and infuriation, too! Woman has three way with boyfriend and jailbirdette best friend and DOESN'T LIKE IT!
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What Should I Do with a Neutral Monk?
Dungeons and Dragons brethren unite! An RPGer wants to know what to do with his newly neutered... err, neutral monk.
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2003 Staff Picks 
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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A Conversation About Nothing with Justin
I estimate that I'll get another "You... Are... So... Dead" email 30 minutes after posting this.
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Job Hunters Beware 
Editor Steve strong-arms his minions. If you were planning to intern for Newmoanyeah in the fall, read this first.
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You... Are... So... Dead
Angry Staff Writer Justin responds to the unexpected exploding head cartoon we ran last week.
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Please Don't Feed the Sarlacc
Don't ask me how, but the Sarlacc Pit managed to log into Holonet and send us an advice request!
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Getting Backstage
If you're not a big-breasted slut, you might need some help getting backstage at a concert.
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The Road to the Mega Bowl
Are you ready for the football? Me an all my rowdy Newmoanyeah staffers sumpin' sumpin' sumpin'...
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Uncle Sam Wants You... to Take His Money!
Think you've paid too much for a CD? So does the government. Justin tells you how to get some free money.
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Worst of 2002
Last week, you got the staff's "Best of 2002" picks. This week, find out what we thought sucked.
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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PS2 Rygar: The Legendary Adventure
The return of Rygar quickly and completely quelled querulous Justin's gigantic and geriatric jones.
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Harry Potter and the Bible Thumpers
Innocent movie-goer is accosted by mob of angry people who think Harry Potter is Satan-incarnate, needs advice.
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