| Jay Mastaitis, Tastes-Like-Burning Staff Writer |
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Bio:
Jay, the handsomest man in all of Albany, NY, was raised by a group of monks from Schenectady who taught him their optimistic ways. A consummate whistler, he has successfully driven several friends insane by reciting the jingle from the Walmart commercials repeatedly. He is a devout Mets fan and currently resides in New York City.
Heavy Rotation:
The Moobie the Cow song from Dogma.
Favorite Flick:
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Celebrity Crush:
Meg Ryan. *sigh* Why do all cute celebrities turn out to be so weird.
Junk Food of Choice:
KFC extra crispy chicken with some Frank's Red Hot.
Alternate Locations on the Web:
Always Amazing Mets Blog.
Articles:
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Fire Emblem: Epic Story/Epic Game 
Jay and Gameboy Advance... sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G... first comes love... then comes marriage...
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Confessions of a (Former) Coffee Junkie
Editor Steve forces recovering coffee addict Jay to review an entire site dedicated to single-serve coffee.
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Road Squadron
If you can't have a REAL lightsaber, why not have a REAL Honda Civic modified to look like an alliance A-wing?
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Final Fantasy Tactics Advance for GBA
Our whistling staff writer got a new addiction, and no, it ain't smoking lemur fur a la mode.
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Her Elf Likes My Paladin 
Dude... I'd be psyched if Sci Fi or Comedy Channel would let me produce a Geek Dating Game TV show.
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Confessions of a Dungeon Master 
Damn... someone sprayed Eau de Geek all over the Newmoanyeah offices! I love it!
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Falling for the Wrong Guy
An innocent girl writes for relationship advice... and the staff goes house on her grammatical deficiencies instead!
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Sex Manual Recommendations
Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Sutrameleon... you COME and go... you COME and gooooo!
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Chicks with Guns: A Genre
By far, the least sadistic of the the Sadistic Assigned Review series, so far.
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Loved for Your 8-bit NES?
A hottie reader of ours is under the delusion that the boys just like her for her old-school Nintendo console!
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Gamecube Metroid Prime: She's Baaaaack!
Samus Aran kicks ass in the new Gamecube adventure. Jay loves Samus. A lot. He should marry her.
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Die, Yankees, Die!
A Mets fan and two Red Sox fans gather to debate who has a greater hatred of the New York Yankees.
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Board Game Loser
Tired of losing game after game? Find out the secret to four staffers' board game success!
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2002 Staff Picks
The newmoanyeah staff picks their favorite albums, movies, and random things from 2002.
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Penis Enlargement
Four completely unqualified people give advice about gettin' the one-eyed snake to grow.
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Leviathan VHS Review
The contents of this review do not necessarily express the views of newmoanyeah as a whole. (Just kidding, Jay!)
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