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Heather Cunningham, Cowboy Booted Staff Writer
Bio:
Heather is currently working in sales at a Playground Equipment store - big, fancy playground equipment that no on she knows can afford. She did get to sell a set to John Singleton; his assistant picked it out, and she thinks Billy Bob Thornton came into the store one day. (At least, I think it was him. Looked like him.) She is also working toward getting into a fellowship program to become a teacher. (Yes, she's crazy.)

Heavy Rotation:
Right now... The Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bollocks, Johnny Cash's Greatest Hits, Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits, The Best of The Stray Cats, Billy Joel's Greatest Hits Vol.'s I-III, Billy Holiday's Greatest Hits, Jonathan Richman The Beserkley Years and Surrender to Jonathan, John Coltrane's A Love Supreme, and Miles Davis' Bitches Brew.

Favorite Flick:
Lost Boys, Goonies, Vertigo, The English Patient, The Great Escape, The Legend of Wing Chun, Out of Africa, The Princess Bride, Empire Strikes Back, 2001, Unbreakable.

Celebrity Crush:
"Spike" from Buffy, Michael Rosenbaum, Billy Idol, Jonathan Richman, Shaquira, Angelina Jolie, the lead singer and the cute one with short hair from The Donnas.

Junk Food of Choice:
Ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, mini Kit-Kats and Snickers, lime flavored Tostitos, guacamole flavored tortilla chips, and popcorn.

Articles:

Go Space, My Son  feature
Cowboy booooooooooted Heather talks space. Cowboy booooooooooted Heather talks space.
The "It" Factor  feature
It's it! What is it? It's it! What is it? It's it! What is it? Yoooooou want it all but you can't have it...
A Tale of Vibrating Panties  review
What's that buzzing noise? Oh, it's just Cowboy Booted Staff Writer Heather's remote controlled underwear.
Holiday Gift Suggestions for Gals  feature
The lovely ladies of Newmoanyeah tell you what you should buy your geek gals for the Holidays!
Geek Girl: The Death of Dating  feature
Well, the results are in from the conclusion of the recent Geek Girl pseudo-dating saga.
1602: X-Men Go Medieval on Your Ass  review
Cowboy Booted Heather delves into Neil Gaiman's temporally displaced superhero epic, 1602.
Her Elf Likes My Paladin  advice
Dude... I'd be psyched if Sci Fi or Comedy Channel would let me produce a Geek Dating Game TV show.
Equilibrium  review
The box of this DVD has the audacity to proclaim, "Forget The Matrix! This movie will blow you away!" Yeesh.
Steve Lin: Candidate for Cloning  feature
If this article gets out, I'm sure it'll crush any hope of additional funding for stem cell research.
Anal Sex and Incontinence  advice
Surprisingly helpful info for guy concerned about riding his girlfriend's Doo Doo Choo Choo too frequently.
Geek Girl on a Date, or is She?  feature
Heather asks an awkward question... though not nearly as awkward as "Is it in yet?"
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life  review
Even our female Cowboy Booted staffer digs Lara Croft's flow. More women should wear skin-tight silver body suits.
A Geek Girl's Downtrodden Lament  feature
Geek guys take note. Eligible bachelorette geek available. (Wait a couple of days for her to sober up.)
Spellbound: Extreme Spelling  review
This just goes to show that the easiest way to get on TV must be to invent a "sport" of some kind.
Who would you most like to see as the lead in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman movie?
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eliza Dushku
Sandra Bullock
Aria Giovanni
Summer Glau
Eva Longoria
Evangeline Lilly
Lynda Carter
 
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