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WARNING! The advice section of this site is for entertainment purposes only! None of us has any training. We're more of a sham than Lady Cleo. We're just trying to be funny. Need advice? Fill out our online advice request form!
Virginity in a Remote Village in India  advice
Hooboy, Newmoanyeah's gone international. Someone in India needs to determine the virginal state of their girlfriend.
Ambiguously Bi Boyfriend  advice
Man, the advice requests are getting more and more disturbing. Please, someone ask something geeky and fun!
Mesothelioma, Asbestos Lawsuits, and Scam Artists  advice
Mesothelioma and other asbestos lawsuits are fetching millions. One shady reader wants to get in on the action.
Dry Hump Popped Cherry?  advice
A (presumably female) reader asks if it's possible that she popped her cherry during a vigorous dry hump session.
Goth Guy and the Cheerleader  advice
It's always the quiet guys with the black clothes and eye-liner that fall for the blonde cheerleaders.
Sleeping with Co-workers Part 2  advice
Holy @#$%!!! A reader took our advice and @#$%ing wrote back for more! We're terrible people and going to Hell for sure.
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