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Invasion 
The Lemur outted himself as a fan of ABC's Invasion and was ridiculed by the staff. Read the review and join in on the fun!
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Captain of His Own Enterprise 
We don't think Lisa can claim to be a closet Trekkie anymore after this article. You've repeatedly outted yourself, babe.
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Jay-Z and R.Kelly Unfinished Business
R. Kelly is the raging gonorrhea discharge to Jay-Z's incredibly hot, cheap, and skilled hooker. Gonor-what? Gonor-who?
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Reviewing Rachael Ray 
We love her stuffed pork chops recipe, but hate that it takes way longer than 30 minutes. Kerry tackles Rachael Ray!
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Dear Obi-Wan
Obi-Wan Kenobi has his very own stalker and it's none other than our other-worldly staff writer Kerri!
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Nurse Fetish Movies on DVD
Who's the most skilled with a rectal thermometer: Florence Nightingale, Terry Alden, or Carol Hathaway?
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Stop Musterbating! 
Y'know... we figured out that it's sometimes funnier to answer your questions as asked. Musterbating? Geeeeeez...
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Serenity: Don't Spoil It!!!
Wouldn't it be ironic if we ran an anti-spoiler article chock full of spoilers? Or would that be like Alanis-type ironic?
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Domainiac: Domain News, Reviews, and Tools
Contrary to popular belief, Domainiac is not the character James Marsters plays on Smallville... that's BRAINiac.
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