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Ninjamboree: Red Shadow/Kunoichi Double Feature 
Ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas ninjas!
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Debbie Gibson Does Playboy 
Bring out the "Debbie does..." jokes! Deborah (formerly Debbie) Gibson, will be naked in the February 11, 2005 Playboy!
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Am I Being Statutory Raped? 
16 year old male has opportunity to bang a 18 year old female and is instead questioning the legality of it. WTF?
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The Cruelty of Tapas 
We've often heard that "Tapas" is Spanish for "Small portions of expensive food that will leave you starving."
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Unfortunate Superhero Name Generator 
A rehash of the Chinese Food Restaurant Name Generator to fill space. So, no bitching and moaning!
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2Pac Loyal to the Game 
Good grief... there seems to be an endless supply of posthumous 2Pac albums. How loyal is DJ Timid to this game?
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Atmosphere Headshots: Se7en 
Reissued rap from a punk label circa 1997-1999. Our resident hip hop head handles Headshots handily.
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2004 Staff Picks 
What albums, movies, and completely random stuff did the geeks of Newmoanyeah love best in 2004? Come and get it.
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Free iPod: Not a Scam 
Unicorns, jackalope, and free ipods... which are real? Free iPods! Editor Steve officially got his, find out how!
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