Necessity is the girlfriend of invention.
What do you get for the hoochie who has everything? Why, a thong with a little pocket to carry condoms of course! Don't you just hate going out someplace fancy like TGIFriday's, meeting that special auto repair technician and wanting to get half naked and sweaty in the back of his Acura, only to remember that you left your economy pack of multi-colored Trojans at home? That always sucks, especially since you know a guy with that many tattoos is bound to have at least five different contagious diseases.

With the new Play Safe Thong though, you never have to suppress another skanky desire again. Just hike up that skirt or pull down your camel-toed Esprit jeans and whip out your rubber with pride. You might still feel dirty in the morning, but it won't be from that virus-covered willy. It will just be your own sense of degrading morals.

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