| UPDATED: Monday, February 23, 2004 |
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A Tale of Vibrating Panties 
What's that buzzing noise? Oh, it's just Cowboy Booted Staff Writer Heather's remote controlled underwear.
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McDonald's Steak and Egg Bagel Sandwich
It would totally rock if KFC made an Original Recipe Chicken Skin, Egg, and Bacon Breakfast Biscuit!
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Wiccan't: Witch Hunter Robin
Yadda yadda JapaNerd Johnathan yadda yadda review yadda yadda something Japanese yadda... ;)
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American Idol: William Hung 
"She bangs, she bangs! Oh baby, the way she moves, she moves!" We'd pay good $$$ to see a live karaoke performance!
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Budweiser Real Men of Genius Commercials
"Thank you Mr. Has-too-much-time-on-his-hands Creator of Newmoanyeah.com." Oh wait... that's me. Tee hee!
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Lion King 1 1/2 1 1/4 Thumbs Up
Straight-to-video Disney movies rock Manolo's world like earthquakes of miniscule magnitude.
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My Best Friend's Gonna Kill Me Yet Again 
Another chance to embarass friend Mike. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but...
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Yeti Games: Smack the Pingu and More!
Smack the pingu. Orca slap. Abuse penuins and test your mighty Yeti prowess with fun Flash games.
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Happy Week of the Lemur
Editor Steve called the doctor and the doctor said, "No more lemurs jumping on my head!"
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