| UPDATED: Monday, February 16, 2004 |
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Happy Week of the Lemur 
Editor Steve called the doctor and the doctor said, "No more lemurs jumping on my head!"
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Gothika 
The Lemur survives Halle Berry's dark and stormy pseudo-thriller like a guy who barely didn't get kicked off the island.
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On Not Being Able to Give Up the Red Sox
Poetic thoughts from a Red Sox fan who, like all others, can't figure out why Grady didn't pull Pedro.
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Underworld
An epic clan war between werewolves and vampires... can Lemurish Staffer Matt possibly survive?
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How to Better Spend 30 Dollars
As much as everyone complains about this, they all admit the commercials from 1978 were funny!
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Waterworld and K. Costner 
"Was Waterworld bad for my career?" may not be as much of a rhetorical question as you think.
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Die, Yankees, Die!
A Mets fan and two Red Sox fans gather to debate who has a greater hatred of the New York Yankees.
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Stranded VHS
Editor Steve loved Swamp Thing as much as Lemurish Matt's dad. Stranded must REALLY suck, though.
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Reeves and Hopkins Haiku
Read this article. It has two poems in it. They are very funny.
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