| UPDATED: Monday, January 26, 2004 |
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Happy Year of the Monkey 
What does Newmoanyeah associate with Chinese New Year? The Lemur and Star Wars. Why? Just because.
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Road Squadron 
If you can't have a REAL lightsaber, why not have a REAL Honda Civic modified to look like an alliance A-wing?
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Star Wars Trilogy on DVD 
Are funky import versions of the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy worth the dough? Editor Steve (Star Wars addict) lets you know.
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Art of the Saber 
Hong Kong kung fu action meets Star Wars in a Jedi vs. Sith battle... with a shockingly Matrix-like wardrobe.
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Star Wars Trilogy in 30 Minutes 
I would kill for a video tape of this. Or a free plane ticket to L.A. to see it. Or for it to come to Boston.
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Star Wars Holiday Special 
May the Force destroy you... "you" being Editor Steve for forcing friends to watch this mess.
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Please Don't Feed the Sarlacc 
Don't ask me how, but the Sarlacc Pit managed to log into Holonet and send us an advice request!
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My Husband is George Lucas' Bitch 
I really see no problems with Missie's husband. I've heard that Star Wars fetishes reduce your chances of heart disease.
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How Do Hutts Have Sex? 
Jabba obviously had a thing for scantily-clad humanoids, but just how do Hutts reproduce with other Hutts?
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