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UPDATED: Monday, January 26, 2004
Happy Year of the Monkey  feature
What does Newmoanyeah associate with Chinese New Year? The Lemur and Star Wars. Why? Just because.
Road Squadron  review
If you can't have a REAL lightsaber, why not have a REAL Honda Civic modified to look like an alliance A-wing?
Star Wars Trilogy on DVD  review
Are funky import versions of the ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy worth the dough? Editor Steve (Star Wars addict) lets you know.
Art of the Saber  review
Hong Kong kung fu action meets Star Wars in a Jedi vs. Sith battle... with a shockingly Matrix-like wardrobe.
Star Wars Trilogy in 30 Minutes  plug
I would kill for a video tape of this. Or a free plane ticket to L.A. to see it. Or for it to come to Boston.
Star Wars Holiday Special  review
May the Force destroy you... "you" being Editor Steve for forcing friends to watch this mess.
Please Don't Feed the Sarlacc  advice
Don't ask me how, but the Sarlacc Pit managed to log into Holonet and send us an advice request!
My Husband is George Lucas' Bitch  feature
I really see no problems with Missie's husband. I've heard that Star Wars fetishes reduce your chances of heart disease.
How Do Hutts Have Sex?  advice
Jabba obviously had a thing for scantily-clad humanoids, but just how do Hutts reproduce with other Hutts?
Who would you most like to see as the lead in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman movie?
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eliza Dushku
Sandra Bullock
Aria Giovanni
Summer Glau
Eva Longoria
Evangeline Lilly
Lynda Carter
 
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