| UPDATED: Monday, January 5, 2004 |
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2003 Staff Picks 
Find out what floats the boats of Newmoanyeah staffers from the not-so-distant 2003.
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The Worst Date in the History of the World 
The guys Lisa picked up online all look like Prince Charming, or at least Prince William, compared to the latest real life freak.
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Butterfly Blog: Why My Body Went on Strike
Another "Best of Butterfly Blog" entry... this time our Aussie land lubber deals with her sea legs.
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Seanbaby.com: Hostess Fruit Pies 
Little did you know that an ad campaign about barely edible snacks would haunt you decades later.
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The String Tribute to Weezer
Our Jaded Mouse (no, not our personalized Chinese restaurant) reviews The String Tribute to Weezer. Rock AND roll.
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Clay Aiken is My Mama's Boy
This is a heartwarming tale of staggering genius about a boy, a mother, and American Idol's Clay Aiken.
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Doggie Shalom
Incredibly weird, incredibly religious, and incredibly cruel things you can do to your orthodox dogs.
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Jaws DVD
The Jaws DVD makes it still not safe for Missie to go back in the water.
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The Twins Effect DVD
I like kung fu from Donnie Yen, Jackie Chan outtakes at the end and... and TWINS! Mmmm... Coors inspiration.
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