
Teen Love in Ireland
as answered by Jill Anderson, Joel Why, Mitch Krpata, & Lisa Turner
March 8, 2004
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Dear Newmoanyeah:
I like this girl. I really do. I've kissed her once and I dunno if she liked it or didn't because she asked her friend to ask me to "meet here" as we say in Ireland so she could find out if she likes me or not. I didn't really understand what she meant by this but I said yes and we kissed. It went on for about 5 mins and then we stopped. After that I never heard if she did like me or not but now I want to be with her. I'm around her most days as were all friends and we hang with each other alot but I sincerely like her and I dont know how to approach here. Please reply to this as I dunno what to do and I want to be with her before she gets involved with another boy or something like that. I need your advice so please reply. I'll be looking on your site everyday.
Sincerely,
Nearly Got Lucky
| Trixter Loving Staff Writer Jill Anderson |
Curious Staff Writer Joel Why |
I recommend two of the following options:
- Just be blunt and ask her if she like, "likes you" as more than a friend. OR...
- Get drunk some night and then ask her if she likes you that way. If she says no, you won't really notice until the next day. (Of course, this is going under the guise that you are 21 and old enough to drink because everyone knows that I personally don't promote underage drinking or attempts to start relationships while intoxicated.)
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Are they not making testicles any longer in Ireland? Christ, you made out for 5 minutes, and you're still not sure if she likes you?!? Get yourself a set of stones, and keep sticking your tongue down her throat until she either responds in kind, or slaps the holy Hell out of you.
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| Amphibious Staff Writer Mitch Krpata |
Groovalicious Editor Lisa Turner |
Far be it from me to mock young love, but what the hell are you talking about? If you made out with this girl, I can't imagine she doesn't like you. Unless you're a terrible kisser. Have you thought about that? Maybe you're the world's worst kisser, and kissing you was so nauseating - something akin to rubbing one's lips on a pile of wet worms - that she decided to get as far away as possible. But that probably isn't the case. I think you know what you really need to do is ask this girl to hang out with you alone, and then go from there. Good luck.
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You don't say how old you are, but luckily for you girls are pretty much the same between the ages of 15 and 25, so here's the situation. This girl requested your presence and you showed up for a bit of a snog. I assume that being a guy you never asked her straight out how she felt or if she liked you, and just hoped she would let you know. She, being a girl, isn't about to put her heart on the line by admitting she likes you unless she knows that you like her first. Now, there is the chance that she was just using you for your body and has no interest in a relationship, but you should know her well enough to decide for yourself if she's just a manipulative tease. If you believe that she's a good person and made out with you for purely innocent reasons, then for shamrock's sake talk to her! You say you see her almost every day, and I assume that you people over there have telephones and probably even mobile phones and text messaging. So stop beating yourself up about this, decide that even a bad answer is better than no answer at all, and just say, "Hey, you want to get together this weekend and hang out just the two of us?" Smile when you say it so that you look friendly and confident, and with any luck, she'll give you a straight answer. If she says no, send me a photo of yourself and I'll see about hooking you up with an experienced older woman.
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