| Dear Tov, Well, this site just attracts all kinds of freaks, doesn't it? What ever happened to simple questions about bidets and anal beads? Where do you people come from? Anyway, I'm sorry to say that, being allergic to most household pets, I have no expertise on getting your little woofie neutered the kosher way. What I do know is sex, and I'm warning you that that aspect of your dog's new spiritual life should not be ignored. You'll want to find a new, modest, humble and loyal mate for your furry friend so that he can start a respectable family that won't have the whole neighborhood wondering what yards his bitch has been running off to at night. I recommend taking him for walks around your local synagogue to meet other pups interested in trading in their rubber chew toys for dradles. Good luck with that.
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You can buy Kosher dog food from many places online. I recommend Pet Care Central. That's where I get food for my dog Ephraim. Unfortunately, doggie Mohels are harder to come by. My recommendation is to do what I did, and start training yourself in the ancient, holy art of circumcision. Your dog will thank you, once he's finished biting your face off.
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