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Yoplait Commercials
by Stephen Lin, Editor in Chief
June 16, 2003 + Boston, MA

Unplanned Humor Chez Steve
Yoplait good!I had every intention of writing something else entirely this week, but in an ephemeral moment of unplanned brilliance and wicked humor, I knew exactly what I had to write about: Yoplait commercials.

You've seen them. The ones with the multi-cultural group of chicks yapping about how wonderful their Yoplait is? For example:

"This is 'secret admirer' good."

"This is 'day at the spa' good."

"This is 'shoe shopping' good."

"This is 'cured my yeast infection' good."

"This is 'no one made a sexiest remark about my hooters' good."

"This is 'I've got a long way to go before menopause' good."

The things that come out of my girlfriend's mouth...
As potentially aggravating as these commercials are, I never really thought much about them, but apparently they struck a dissonant chord with my girlfriend.

I'll leave you with the true humor and inspiration of this article. Said my girlfriend:

"I HATE these commercials. It's like these bitches have nothing better to do than sit around talking about their yogurt!"

Bitches indeed.

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