
Tomb Raider 2 Poster
by Kenny Hamshaw, Caucassianal Staff Writer
May 5, 2003 + Boston, MA
Mmm... cat-suit.
Having not seen the first Tomb Raider movie or ever played the video game, I have no idea what The Cradle of Life will be about. But then again, what do I need to know anyway? Angelina Jolie is in a skin-tight cat-suit on the sequel's poster. And whoever designed this poster obviously has a thing for Botticell's Birth of Venus.
I find that after staring at this poster for a while, my eyes keep drifting back to the center of the picture. This led me to question: how is she supposed to go to the bathroom? And how did she get into that suit in the first place? Well, I guess looking that good isn't easy. And she is a superhero after all.
Two thumbs up for the poster despite having no clue about Tomb Raider in general.
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