Yeah. Reviewing a patent application.

characters: 52,151
words: 10,123
sentences: 517
lines: 1,001
paragraphs: 29
pages: 19
average word length: 5
average words per sentence: 20
maximum words per sentence: 82

What Is It? I Don't Know.
What is it? I don't know. Jeff Bezos, the amazon.com guy, wrote it. I tried to contact him to ask him to explain it for me: I threw a ball of paper at the wall. It bounced off the wall and fell on the floor. Nothing else happened. I take it as a "no comment."

There were a lot of words. I didn't understand most of them. Not that the document was written in a foreign language. The words were as English as I am from England. But from what I gathered from other people's understanding is that the Method and System for Allocating Display Space is a system where companies can bid for ad space eBay style. So that Voyeurism Cam can outbid the Barely Legal Teen, and therefore voyeurism wins. Why do you need 10123 words to explain that? I know one thing: I'm not from England.

I Don't Like to Read
There were a lot of words. As an epic, it wasn't really that exciting, although I did cry at the end (of the first paragraph). Here's a link that learns English to you.