Taco Bell 7-Layer Nachos review by Stephen Lin

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Taco Bell 7-Layer Nachos
by Stephen Lin, Editor in Chief
January 24, 2003 + Boston, MA

A Crock of @#$%!!!
Taco Bell 7-Layer Nachos I am a junk food king. I love bar food and just about anything deep-fried. So, I'm absolutely no stranger to the fact that fast food will NEVER look like the luscious items seen in television commercials.

However, I do have expectations. And Taco Bell's 7-Layer Nachos fall woefully short of meeting them.

Guacamole as Green as the Hulk
Okay, so everything does kind of taste the same at Taco Bell (in a good/bad sort of way). But the main problem with the nachos is that all the advertisments for them broadly display a yummy looking blob of guacamole on top.

I RECEIVED NO @#$%ING GUACAMOLE with my $0.99 nachos! The guacamole was the ONLY reason I bought the damn nachos. Never mind the fact that there were only four solid chips in the nachos. Never mind that the chips were soggy from the cheese and sour cream. And never mind that I discovered this only after returning home from the drive-thru. All of that would've fallen within the expected parameters of fast food, EXCEPT that I didn't get any freakin' guacamole!

RAAAARRRRRGGHH!!! HULK SMASH!!! Eight billion gamma-irradiated thumbs down!!!

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