Enough with the Will Kemp!
Okay, newmoanyeah continues to get most of it's search engine hits based on some combination of the following terms:

• hot
• dancing
• gap
• guy
• will
• kemp

And actually, we really don't mind. Scattagoric Staffer Missie's articles (Hot Dancing Gap Guy and Gap Guy Revisited) are fine contributions to the overall persona that is newmoanyeah.

HOWEVER!
However, it's time for a rebuttal review! I've discovered something from the Gap that's waaaaaay better than that dumb dancing Will Kemp guy. I'm talking about... err, umm... okay, so I don't know her name. But I do know that if you've walked into a Gap Body store this winter you've seen her on a poster. I'm talkin' about the Hot Confusingly Dressed Gap Body Gal (HCDGBG)!

HCDGBG appears to be wearing sweat pants, a red bra, an open bath robe and (drum roll please) a wool winter hat. (???)

Practical, Schmatical
Yeah, I'll admit that I don't find the outfit very practical, but you know what? I think it's hella dandy!

Pi thumbs up!