Disturbing, yet wholesome?
Apparently there are a whole bunch of chicks out there, trying to raise some dough for their college tuitions by providing mostly "wholesome" girlfriend-type experiences via email and snail mail. While somewhat disturbing in their own way, these eBay auctions provide mutually benefitial short-term situations between these pretend girlfriends and the genuinely hard-up gentlemen who call upon them.

We really shudder to think about the nerd-stalkers spawned from "relationships" like this. However, in the end, we figure this'll be really funny to some of our readers and really useful to others. If you fall in the later category, please email Editor Steve about your experience. We're sure we could turn it into an entertaining feature (at your expense).