No, We're Not Kidding
An avid Newmoanyeah reader (Thanks, Liz!) brought this to our attention a couple of weeks ago: the ultra-rare and semi-legendary Hello Kitty Vibrator, err... Massager. It's a winning combination: cartoony Japanese pop-culture icons and sex stuff!

Be warned, that the following link contains material of an adult nature. While not necessarily "pr0n," it may be offensive to some people. We're also not actively hyperlinking it as that would be a no-no per our host's terms of service.

Anyhoo, enjoy (and don't forget to scroll down for the "deluxe-3-C-batteries" model): http://www.jlist.com/R/ADULTTOYS/