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UPDATED: Monday, September 01, 2003
The Twins Effect DVD Available for Pre-order  plug
I like kung fu from Donnie Yen, Jackie Chan outtakes at the end and... and TWINS! Mmmm... Coors inspiration.
Ribbed UR3 G-Spot Hard Throb  review
Statistics say Newmoanyeah employees experience more orgasms on the job than employees of M!crosoft.
A Tribute to Lemurish Staffer Matt...  feature
... on His 30th Birthday. Do real lemurs even live to the age of 30? I bet he'd be like 800 in lemur years!
Freddy vs. Jason  review
Our new staffer is oddly obsessed with bathrooms. More specifically bathroom floors. Just thought you should know.
Where Did the Sex Go?  advice
Ever wonder why it seems the sex dwindles in long-term relationships? So did this reader.
Lay's Cool Guacamole Chips  review
I didn't expect these to be good. Then again, I didn't expect them to be sooo... green.
Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About  plug
If you don't already appreciate your significant others, you will. Too asinine to not be real.
Satan Returns DVD  review
A semi-obscure (not kung fu, not bullet ballet, but horror!) film starring Donnie Yen and Chingmy Yau.
Hello Kitty: My Little Bedtime Friend  review
We plugged the Hello Kitty Vibrator a while back. What's next? Badtz Maru butt beads? Keroppi condoms?
Who would you most like to see as the lead in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman movie?
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eliza Dushku
Sandra Bullock
Aria Giovanni
Summer Glau
Eva Longoria
Evangeline Lilly
Lynda Carter
 
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Newmoanyeah.com is run by Stephen Lin, dotcom crash survivor, pop-culture connoisseur, and self-admitted geek with a penchant for kung fu and computers. The unofficial mission statement of Newmoanyeah is to make geekiness hip and to entertain geeks of all natures with humorous features, reviews, advice columns, plugs, and polls. To accomplish this goal, Stephen sought out friends, friends of friends, Web acquaintences, and former co-workers and assembled an all-star roster of writers with interests in music, movies, television, games, comic books, fashion, relationships, food, the completely random, and last, but certainly not least, sex. Check out our site map if you need help. Feel free to contact us with any questions. Aspiring writers please read our employment page. The Web site is designed and maintained by Boston's Silinx Studios, also run by Stephen Lin.
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