| ARCHIVE: Monday, August 4, 2003 |
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Jason Mraz: The Official Mrazcot of Newmoanyeah 
Two Jason Mraz concert reviews and a whole lot of good babble from two Newmoanyeah staffers.
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Batman #617: The Return of Jason Todd 
Holy @#$%, Batman! That's a spoiler of a title if I've ever written seen one. Damn skippy.
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Screwball by David Ferrell
Now, if only a REAL serial killer/Red Sox fan would combine his hobbies to help Boston to a penant. Kidding!!!
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Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness
Otherworldy Kerri is back in action as the double-gun-toting, big-breasted, archaeologist Lara Croft on PS2.
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Lisa's Mom Confirms the McLessons 
If you read last week's McGriddle review, you may be wondering about the "ballet" lessons Lisa had at the local McDonald's.
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Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Even our female Cowboy Booted staffer digs Lara Croft's flow. More women should wear skin-tight silver body suits.
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Battle Royale Director's Cut DVD
Yes, we've plugged this before... it's a re-run. But, we feel it's our duty to keep you properly informed of cool stuff.
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You Can Read It! A Real Excerpt from a Fake Book
Better than Hooked on Phonics! Better than sliced bread! Less real than the Smurfs!
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Genetically Engineered Fish
Tea Leoni: "So this is how you make three-eyed fish..."
Sam Neil: "No, this is how you play God!"
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