June 30, 2003 update at Newmoanyeah

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ARCHIVE: Monday, June 30, 2003
		Why You'll Love Order of the Phoenix, Spoiler Free! Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is FINALLY out. Here's a spoiler-free review.

		When Harry Met D.A.M.N.I.T. Johnathan Mason is a clever man who is admittedly a Harry Potter virgin, damn it. Damn damn damn damn.

		Y Tu Hermione Tambien A sexy new director could spice things up a bit for the upcoming Harry Potter film. "It's all in good fun..."

		Is the Title 'Wild About Harry' Overused Yet? Lori has an obsession that makes the Dave Navarro thing from a couple of weeks ago look downright wholesome and normal.

		Harry Potter Book Too Heavy We "moaned with longing" as we discovered a good way to lug around that heavy-ass book.

		Quidditch and More! A really useful (not very useful) web site that has critical (not very critical) info on the world of Harry Potter.

		Wizard Lovin': Magic or Mayhem in the Bedroom? Tricks is definitely not for kids. Harry Potter characters' potentially strange sex habits.

		Friday Night: Potter Pre-Game What? No tailgating for the release of Order of the Phoenix? WHAT? No strippers?

		If Hermione Were Older... The witch who ought to be every brainy-geek-nerd's dream girl! The witch who ought to be every brainy-geek-nerd's dream girl!

		Harry Potter and the Bible Thumpers Innocent movie-goer is accosted by mob of angry people who think Harry Potter is Satan-incarnate, needs advice.

		Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ever wonder if Joey Potter and Harry Potter were related? Well, this review does not answer that question.

		Naughty Nimbus 2000 Well then... a vibrating plastic toy that young girls put between their legs? No, I'm not kidding.

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