| ARCHIVE: Monday, January 27, 2003 |
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My Husband is George Lucas' Bitch 
I really see no problems with Missie's husband. I've heard that Star Wars fetishes reduce your chances of heart disease.
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Star Wars EU: The Thrawn Trilogy 
Thrawn THRAWN Thr-thrawn Thaaaaaawn Thrawn. Yes, Timothy Zahn probably hates Sisko's "Thong Song."
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Lucky Charms
Blah blah blah you'll never get me lucky charms blah blah blah magically delicious!
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The Pro: A Good Comic About a Whore
Garth Ennis' crude superhero satire starring a hooker, umm... hooks Manolo!
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Living Dead Girl: Stacy
Heh heh heh... Johnathan and his Japanese zombie flicks. Mmm... brains.
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Matrix Teaser Posters 
What is the Matrix? What is a source of income that can help pay for Newmoanyeah's operating expense?
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Board Game Loser 
Tired of losing game after game? Find out the secret to four staffers' board game success!
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Taco Bell 7-Layer Nachos
Riiiiiiip oooooooff! I was shafted out of my precious guacamoooooooole!!! My precious!
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BrianBolland.com
The best comic book cover artist in the world has a schweet website with awesome step-by-step tutorials.
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