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Holiday Gift Suggestions for Gals
by the staff of newmoanyeah
December 15, 2003

Doc Johnson's iVibe RabbitTo help you geek guys out there with your holiday shopping, we put together some gift suggestions that should make your geek gals happy...

Lisa Turner, Groovalicious Editor
A great gift for any girl, (your wife, fiancee, best friend, lesbian cousin, or just about anyone but grandma), is the iVibe Rabbit. It comes in lots of pretty colors, and she'll come in lots of different positions, with or without your help. If you're leaving your chickie alone while you go out of town, you don't have to worry that she'll be trolling the bars looking for satisfaction. If you have a single friend, you'll be keeping her safe and healthy until she finds Mr. Right. A romantic companion piece to the rabbit is a copy of Pirates of the Caribbean, the Curse of the Black Pearl, now on DVD. Give a woman a purple vibrator and two hours of a dreadlocked, swaggering Johnny Depp and she'll be yours forever.

Lori Shea, Smoof Like (Butta)fly Staff Writer
Batteries. A big pack o' batteries. It won't break your bank, a girl can never have too many, and they'll keep you, your girl, and your toys happily humming all through the holidays...

Heather Cunningham, Cowboy Booted Staff Writer
I know it seems trite and cheesy, but I love getting flowers - especially roses. Roses are not my favorite flower, and my favorite flower is pretty, but there's just something about roses. They're so romantic. There's just something about a guy giving you something pretty, something completely useless and that is going to die in a week, for no reason other than he likes you. I know. It seems completely illogical, but so romantic. Maybe, the nonsensical part is what makes it so?

Also, any gift that shows you pay attention to what a girl thinks and says is awesome. For instance, before the new Outkast double album came out, I kept talking about it for, like, a week. Then, a certain guy gave it to me. That was awesome.

Jennifer Saylor, Comic Conventional Staff Writer
I read on CNN there are 250 new games out this year. If you're like me, you have no idea what games are out there unless you see a commercial on TV or someone drags you down that isle at the store. I'm sure your favorite gamer will tell you where to buy them stuff, but you might as well save the time and effort and get a GIFT CERTIFICATE!

 
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