Eating pets is STILL funny!
About eight years ago, a disturbing yet funny little joke song titled, "Dogs n Cats" was composed by radio DJ Charlie Padgett and me, Editor Steve. The lo-fi projectstemmed from the bizarre, sleep-deprived thought that a song about eating household pets would make people laugh. Neither of us condones or even considers the eating of dogs or cats. But we still think this is pretty funny, despite the poor sound quality.

Below, you'll find not only the lyrics to this cheap Ministry-esque rip-off, but also the actual song available for download as an mp3. Also, please visit the link at the bottom to the Animal Rescue Site to help feed some animals with no more effort than the click of your mouse.

The lyrics you've been waiting for...
You eat rabbits, you eat frogs,
Why not eat cats and dogs?
Liar liar, pants of fire,
Stick a needle in it's eye-r,
Pray tonight for cloudless sky-er,
Look at Fluffy, c'mon try her.

Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.

They're in your yard, they're all around you.
Why not run one down and cook it up for food?
You could feed four people with a great dane.
Why not try some Siamese chow mein?
Boiled, fried, no matter how you do it,
Cook your cat and dig in to it.
They're domesticated so they're not to bright,
So sautee your pet for your dinner tonight.

Man's best friend?
Oh, finger-lickin' good!

Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.

Twinkle twinkle, little kitty,
In the oven, such a pity.
Look at Princess, she's so pretty,
Skip the tongue it's a little gritty.

My neighbor's cats were spoiled rotten,
So I cooked with cheese to have meat au graten
It may sound foul, outside your diet,
But just don't knock it, til you've tried it!

Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.
Eat your dogs and cats.

Download: Right-click and save target as... "Dogs n Cats"
On the web: The Animal Rescue Site