Stephen Lin Wants Stephen Lin Dot Com
by Stephen Lin, Editor in Chief
November 10, 2002 + Boston, MA
Why does this article about Stephen Lin exist?
Yes, that's Editor Steve. No, it doesn't have anything to do with this article. |
This article will serve three purposes:
- To rant about not being able to contact some other Stephen Lin about obtaining StephenLin.com.
- To be the #1 Google result for searches on "Stephen Lin".
- To be filler article for an ill-planned week of Newmoanyeah.
Begin Horrible Grammar
You see, Stephen Lin is writing this feature in third-person in order to get the keywords "Stephen Lin" to appear more frequently. You'll notice that "Stephen Lin" appears not once, but twice in the title of this HTML document.
The keywords also appear twice in the META description of the document. Stephen Lin is also attempting to make "Stephen Lin" appear as 4-12% of the keyword density on this page (excluding words like "of," "and," "or," "but"... however, Stephen Lin is just eyeballing it and not really doing anything scientific about it).
More about Stephen Lin
If Stephen Lin had a very unique name, it would take very little effort to get a #1 Google search results ranking. As there appear to be a billion Stephen Lin's, a little experiment like this becomes necessary.
And if, by some strange stroke of luck that the Stephen Lin who owns StephenLin.com see this, please contact Stephen Lin as he is interested in buying it. And after all, that other Stephen Lin has owned the damn domain name for YEARS has has done NOTHING with it. AND, it's locked up through 2009!
End strange rant that frequently mentions the words "Stephen Lin".
On the web: Stephen Lin's portfolio, Silinx Studios
Also on the web: Stephen Lin's webzine Newmoanyeah.com
Also, also on the web: Stephen Lin's Mraz CD art site, MRAZturbation
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