Fantasy Baseball Results: JosAsian Sensation
by Stephen Lin, Editor in Chief
October 27, 2002 + Boston, MA
Dead Last
At least the Red Sox did better than JosAsian Sensation. |
I know shockingly little about baseball. I follow the Red Sox enough to know the basics, but there's no way in Hell that I'm in the least bit qualified or prepared to be in a fantasy baseball league.
In fact, knowing that it was extremely likely that I'd come in dead last, I decided to go with a theme team this past year and have my fun that way. What was my theme? My theme was to assemble a team comprised entirely of players who were either Asian or named Jose.
Oh, I should mention that my team was named JosAsian Sensation. I came in last. Here's what it looked like...
Batters
| Pos |
Player |
| C |
Molina, Jose (C-Ana) |
| 1B |
Choi, Hee Seop (1B-ChC) |
| 2B |
Vizcaino, Jose (SS, 3B, 2B-Hou) |
| 3B |
Macias, Jose (CF, 3B, 2B, LF-Mon) |
| SS |
Valentin, Jose (3B, SS-CWS) |
| LF |
Guillen, Jose (RF, LF-Oak) |
| CF |
Matsui, Hideki (LF, CF-NYY) |
| RF |
Suzuki, Ichiro (RF-Sea) |
| OF |
Taguchi, So (LF, CF-StL) |
| Util |
Morban, Jose (SS-Bal) |
| Bench |
Shinjo, Tsuyoshi (CF-NYM) |
| Bench |
Leon, Jose (1B-Bal) |
| Bench |
Chen, Chin-Feng (LF-LA) |
| Bench |
Flores, Jose (2B-Oak) |
Pitchers
| Pos |
Player |
| SP |
Nomo, Hideo (SP-LA) |
| SP |
Ohka, Tomo (SP-Mon) |
| SP |
Ishii, Kazuhisa (SP-LA) |
| SP |
Contreras, Jose (SP, RP-NYY) |
| RP |
Sasaki, Kazuhiro (RP-Sea) |
| RP |
Kim, Byung-Hyun (RP, SP-Bos) |
| RP |
Hasegawa, Shigetoshi (RP-Sea) |
| RP |
Kim, Sun-Woo (RP, SP-Mon) |
| P |
Bong, Jung (SP, RP-Atl) |
| P |
Mesa, Jose (RP-Phi) |
| Bench |
Park, Chan HoDL (SP-Tex) |
Final Standings
| Rank |
Team |
| 1 |
Tuffheart Unwuvables |
| 2 |
GO SOX! |
| 3 |
Crusty Old Poets |
| 4 |
the keisermisters |
| 5 |
Wif Wuv |
| 6 |
Benjamins |
| 7 |
the noeable nasties |
| 8 |
Has anyone seen Mo? |
| 9 |
Curse of the Bambino |
| 10 |
Fairies |
| 11 |
JosAsian
Sensation |
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