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ugh, if these cramps keep getting worse then I'm not going anywhere later |
| nmyLisa: |
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maybe I should lay down |
| nmyTimid: |
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word |
| nmyLisa: |
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stupid woman parts that I'll probably never even use |
| nmyTimid: |
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sure you will |
| nmyLisa: |
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you do know that's where babies come from? |
| nmyTimid: |
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yes, i thought you wanted babies? |
| nmyLisa: |
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not tearing their way out of me! I'm thinking more the kind you get wrapped in a blanket, blood-free |
| nmyLisa: |
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like freaking aliens pushing their way through your organs |
| nmyLisa: |
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ugh |
| nmyTimid: |
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oh, you mean like those asian babies that people fly over there to adopt? |
| nmyLisa: |
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maybe not an asiany one |
| nmyTimid: |
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you could name it steve |
| nmyLisa: |
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or I would pay someone else to have the kid for me |
| nmyTimid: |
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like pheobe from friends? |
| nmyLisa: |
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yeah |
| nmyTimid: |
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good luck with that |
| nmyLisa: |
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Joan Lunden did it |
| nmyTimid: |
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if Joan Lunden jumped off a bridge would you do that too? |
| nmyLisa: |
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if it meant I didn't have to have babies, yes |
| nmyTimid: |
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you want mine? most of my sperm goes to waste anyways |
| nmyLisa: |
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and how does that help me? you still need a uterus to stick the sperm in |
| nmyTimid: |
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well, you'll be half way there. just find me a uterus |
| nmyLisa: |
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see, I have no problem getting sperm, so you and I are in the same boat |
| nmyTimid: |
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do you keep a jar full under your bed? |
| nmyLisa: |
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ew, no, I store it in penises around the world |
| nmyTimid: |
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haha |
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well, if you ever need any, you know you can always ask me |
| nmyLisa: |
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oh sure, so that I can have the baby who's allergic to everything |
| nmyTimid: |
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hey, my sperm is just as good if not better than anyone else's that you know |
| nmyLisa: |
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I know people who aren't allergic to everything |
| nmyTimid: |
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so i have other wonderful qualities |
| nmyLisa: |
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you are tall |
| nmyTimid: |
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we should have a contest on newmoanyeah on who would be the best sperm doner |
| nmyLisa: |
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that would be pretty funny |
| nmyTimid: |
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yeah, you could print the conversation from above...funny stuff |
