Steve Haiku
coca-cola buzz
coding strange beasts: newmoanyeah
cute geeks smile loudly

Steve Limerick
There once was a boy named Steve,
Who carried Cheez Whiz up his sleeve.
He was tan, not pasty,
And like the Whiz was rather tasty -
How we love the world wide web that boy doth weave

Steve Sonnet
Snuggled up in Boston, lies saucy Steve-a-licious,
Rugged up and mugged up and givin' out the love.
Makin' history as a techie, sweet and delicious,
Whippin' out PHP pistols when push comes to shove.
His skills database is deep and massive -
Have no doubt about it - his talent will take him far.
Our king kung fu coder is anything but passive
When he undoes his zipper and pulls out his guitar.
He's strumming, while his computer is humming,
And Star Wars flickers in the background.
Watch out, his rock star moves are coming -
The nmy crew laps up the luscious Steve-sound.
Bust out this sonnet - it's sonic, I'm on it, and newmoanyeah-bent -
Everyone wants a piece of our sexy Major Geek, thirty-five point nine percent.

This article is part of Newmoanyeah's Happy Birthday, Newmoanyeah Week.