Those who have trouble finishing novels due to commitment issues can visit the self-help section of their library and change their lives forever. You Can Read It! (To Be Said Like That Guy in Waterboy) is a motivational book that successfully encourages one to read more.

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...just a little longer. Come on, you're at the end of this sentence. Good job! Don't look at how far you have to go, but how far you have gone! You're nearing the end of this paragraph. Just one more sentence! Wait, one more! No no, this is the one--it's a concluding sentence! Finally!

Welcome to the first sentence of this paragraph. This is the second. There are a few more and you'll be closer to the end of this page. You could do it, I believe in you. This very book that you're exploring knows you can do it, too. It loves the way you leaf through the soft pages with your thick, juicy thumb. This is a saucy paragraph for a saucy reader. This paragraph will end now, but you're not done yet. Just wait for what's in store for you in the next paragraph.

Hello, I am the next paragraph. I have to apologize for my older sibling. I am not a saucy paragraph. I am just the normal stodgy younger sibling with more self respect and higher morals. It's not that I don't like exploring my sexualness. It's just that I like education, too. Now get out your books and let's have some reading fun. But not after you finish this book. At least finish this paragraph. Otherwise you'll feel like you missed out on something fun. And by fun I mean edurotic.

I believe that you are a good reader. Look how far you've gone. The second page isn't all too bad, now is it? By coming this far I know you mean business. I know you'll get to the end feeling accomplished and productive. Studies show us that 90% of those who have read the first page have gone on to the second page soon after that. Think about it: you are part of that statistic. You are a success story. Now come on and finish the rest of this page.

Look, man, I didn't want to tell you this, but I am holding your daughter hostage. If you don't think you have a daughter, think again. No one has told you about her. A virgin? Once again: think again. The "virgin" Mary was thinking the same thing when she was reading this book, and we told her what we tell everyone: think again. If you don't finish this book, you will never get to see your daughter. And don't even think your daughter is the second Messiah. Think again, pork chop, she was born autistic.

Congratulations. You have reached this paragraph. It is a milestone in your endeavors as a reader. Take in the glory that is your skill of comprehension. There are plenty people who have tried reading this far, but have died trying. Their bodies froze within the pages of this book. Be proud of what you've done, my friend. The rest of this book is a breeze. Just make sure you've used the bathroom before you read on...

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With a very readable choice of words and the encouraging motivation, reading all 8,304 pages becomes a breeze.