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You... Are... So... Dead
by Justin Montanino, Post Humorous Staff Writer
July 14, 2002 + New York, NY

In response to...
Justin as Hamburglar
ROBBLE ROBBLE! Justin's gonna kill Editor Steve.
[This article is actually an email I received from Angry Staff Writer Justin Montanino in response to the unexpected posting of a cartoon featuring his head exploding. Since that was so successful, I decide to extend the fun. Here ya go... - Steve]

-----Original Message-----
From: Justin Montanino [mailto:justin@newmoanyeah.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 08, 2003 11:59 AM
To: stephen@newmoanyeah.com
Subject: you... are... so... dead....

wellichy... wellichy... wellichy... the last thing I expected to see this morning when logging on to get my weekly dose of newmoanyeah was my own exploding head! What a way to start a morning. I have several thoughts on this:

First, that is damn funny. Though I hate to admit it.

Second, it's also sad. Sad that you've held onto that for 3 years now! [I'd like to mention that I wasn't the one who held on to this... the mystery continues! - Steve]

Third, I'm taking this to be some sort of blackmail. I don't write for you for awhile and suddenly those holes are filled with animations of me.

Point taken, if you have something this week lemme know.

sayanora, j

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