The Sam Neill Conspiracy
Scattagoric Staff Writer Missie's husband (who recently became a doctor) is one of my best buds. One night while hanging out with them, my girlfriend, and Lemurish Staff Writer Matt, we somehow got on to the topic of Eddie's perceived like of Sam Neill. That conversation birthed the concept that would become the cartoon you're about to read below.

Also, I'd like to thank Troy's Bucket as this comic's format is a painfully obvious rip-off of theirs.

Bonus Points
Yes, that last panel is an obscure reference to a scene from Jurassic Park III. And in case you were wondering, go here for the definition of callipygian (inspired by Cranium). And yes, Eddie is as big a Star Wars geek as I am. Sam Neill said so.