Win a Date with Groovalicious Editor Lisa
by Lisa Turner, Groovalicious Editor
April 28, 2003 + Boston, MA
My Cyber-Search for Love. Or Booty.
 [As you may or may not be aware, Groovalicious Editor Lisa's been cyber-searching for love or booty through a series of blind dates. If you're not familiar with this, go here, here, and here. If you think you can do better than those stiffs, consider entering Newmoanyeah's first ever contest: Win a date with Lisa! Please keep in mind that no one associated with Newmoanyeah can be liable for anything so enter at your own risk! Read the stipulations below. - Ed.]
Lisa's Rules
- Must be in the Boston area. I'm not commuting.
- Must be between 18-30.
- Must be male. From birth.
- Must submit a photo, and be willing to have photos taken during the date, for the article.
- Must explain in 50 words or less, why I won't be bored out of my mind on a date with him.
- Must state favorite Simpsons episode.
- Must give brief outline of what we will do on the date.
- Must not be stupid, Canadian, or a NASCAR fan.
Final Comments
[If you're ridiculously rich and want to fly Lisa somewhere exotic (ie. not Detroit), I'm sure she'd be willing to consider your entry. Please also keep in mind that anything from your entry may be used in an article for the site in some way, shape, or form. Lastly, Newmoanyeah as a whole has nothing against Canadians... particularly those hot, easy, and topless ones described in one of Lisa's old features. - Ed.]
To enter, email Lisa (with subject: "newdateyeah") at contest@newmoanyeah.com. |
