
New Makeover... Yeah
by Manolo Moreno, A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer
April 28, 2003 + Williamsport, PA
We Do Have a Makeover Crew
When Newmoanyeah's Makeover Crew spotted Mulligan, a 6-year old coffee mug, she was being stirred with sugar in a Dallas cafe. Mid-sipped, she accepted our makeover offer, then explained her lethargic visage: "It gets sticky here and I collect dust easily, so I don't bother to use the dishwasher." After our stylists highlighted, layered, and polished her porcelain finish and rubbed glittery makeup onto her handle, Mulligan looked like a totally new person. "I felt so glamorous," she told us with a laugh. "Since then, guys who used to be just friends asked me out -- so I guess the makeover worked!!1!!1"
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