Dear Fetuses:
You only get one chance at being born, so make this one count. Here is a list of ten things you can say or do as you leave the womb and enter the world:

1. Challenge the doctor to a game of Whack-a-Mole.

2. Come out with your hands up and say "Look, I didn't do it."

3. Try not to come out and say "Hey I'm changing in here. Just let me find some clothes and I’ll be out in a bit."

4. Come halfway out then scream "It's pulling me back in!"

5. Stay inside and tell your mother "I’ll be the rape defense system."

6. Hang a do not disturb sign and make sounds of a mattress bouncing.

7. Come out two weeks early and yell "surprise!"

8. Say "I was hungry so I ate the other six."

9. Come out then immediately give birth to another smaller baby, then repeat.

10. Say "Sorry, wrong vagina. You want the lady two rooms down."