In no particular order...

Stephen Lin, Editor in Chief
Worst Sports Loss: 2002 World Basketball Championship (US team of NBA players came in sixth!)

Justin Montanino, Post Humorous Staff Writer
Worst alternative to the Raelian Cloning Cult: Catholicism

Kerri Skarfe, Other Worldly Staff Writer
Worst thing EVER of 2002: The cancellation of Farscape. They sucked me in with Stargate and now they're cutting me right off!

Matt VanWinkle, Lemurish Staff Writer
Worst excuse for not seeing Brotherhood of the Wolf: "My water broke," courtesy of Scattagoric Writer Missie. Yeah, okay, whatever.

Missie Horal, Scattagoric Staff Writer
Worst Pain: Childbirth

Joel Why, Curious Staff Writer
Worst Stuff: Fear mongering and an ignorant populace resulted in the Republican party taking complete control of our government, allowing for the further deterioration of our personal freedoms, and an increase in disparity between the rich and the poor. Oh, and Britney and Justin breaking up. That really sucked, too.

Lori Shea, Smoof Like Butta(fly)
Worst (okay Stupidest) Feminine Product of 2002: G-String Panty-liners. *Okay, maybe I'm biased because while I agree that G-strings are very sexy and practical when you want to avoid visible panty lines in a particular outfit, I just don't understand how some women enjoy wearing dental floss for their ass every single day of the year. I mean, come on... when you need to wear a panty-liner, would it kill you to put on some real underwear? That's all I'm sayin'...

Janet Choi, Sweet & Sour Editor
Worst place in the country to live: Southern California — don't move here, or if you already live here then leave like I'm going to if you value your life and especially your bank account.

Johanathan Mason, JapaNerd Staff Writer
Worst Inhibition To Having Fun of 2002: Distance

Manolo Moreno, A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer
Worst Personal Achievement: Winning the weakest man competition on ESPN6.

Doug Mahoney, I-Like-Bungle Editor
Worst Omnipresent Icon: That stoner from the Dell ads.

Kenny Hamshaw, Caucassianal Staff Writer
Worst Period: The Republicans are coming! The Republicans are coming!

Paul Shim, PoetTech Staff Writer
Worst TV Show: The Bachelor. It's basically a show ABOUT desperate frustrated women FOR desperate frustrated women; all hoping that the one girl they identify with wins. Are we that insecure about ourselves that this is entertainment? Losers! (Stop laughing, I know you watch it!)

Kerry Sainato, Fuzzy Pink Staff Writer
Worst Fashion Choice: Christina Aguilera