| I wish I were more mature and the following definitions for bidet that I got from dictionary.com didn't make me giggle but really:
Bidet: A fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts.
Teehee. It says "straddled" and "genitals". Teehee.
Bidet: For washing genitals and anal area.
And giggle. Anal area. tee.
But really, I knew what a bidet was, but had to look up the dictionary definition to be accurate. And the first person I asked how to use a bidet was Jeeves of course.
Usabidet.com makes me feel sort of dirty because I don't use a bidet and bidet use "should be an integral part of daily hygiene. Bidets, used as hygienic irrigators, offer the user a hands-off, natural and soothing water wash in place of the wiping and occasionally irritating action of toilet paper."
After digging deeper into the site, I find a page that has an animation that shows just how a bidet works. Basically, it looks like a stream of water that shoots up from below right into your genitals and anal area. I for one, don't feel like it looks all that refreshing. I'm not sure I want a stream of cold water shooting up my nether regions.
But there are some very happy customers who left some testimonials. E. Weissman, MD, FACP says his bidet "is an excellent measure for anal hygiene." Vaugh R. Sturtevent thinks, " And for those who have anal problems like itching, inflammation, excessively frequent bowel movements, hemorrhoids, etc. the frequent cool water lavage may be quite beneficial. " And there are other "VERY satisfied" customers.
So, while I say don't use a bidet because all that moisture is just going to cause some nasty yeast infection or something, some say it's the best for their butts.
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