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Dear Newmoanyeah:

My boyfriend cheated on me with another MAN. What should I do to get revenge?

Sincerely,
A Really Hot Woman

A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer Manolo Moreno	Sweet and Sour Staff Writer Janet Choi
So the guy is bi. The best you could do is to organize a threesome with them after you get yourself secretly infested with crabs. It will be a pretty sweet revenge served itchy. And if you want to win him back, just get a bigger penis.	You could cheat on him with another guy.  One who's hotter, richer... and hotter.  But then again, if he's sleeping with guys, it's probably not going to make a difference. In fact, he might actually try to sleep with the rich, hot guy. Just move on and find someone who isn't sexually attracted to penises.
Editor-in-Chief Stephen Lin	Editor Steve's Cat
The really cheap answer would be "sleep with another woman." But your bi-boyfriend might think that's pretty cool. For that matter, you wouldn't want him to think that you're into swinging. (Have you seen HBO's Real Sex lately? Some creepy people.) That said, I'll offer two things. First would be to break up with him if this really bothers you. Second (this comes from some urban legend I once heard), take bunch of raw shrimp and hide it in his bed frame. Theoretically, the "victim" can't easily find the source of the odor and it ends up getting REALLY smelly. Petty, but possibly satisfying.	Meow. Meow purr MEOW!!! Purrrrrrr...? [Translation: Can I have some tuna?]