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Dear Newmoanyeah:

Recently at lunch, a bunch of my co-workers were discussing that new Underworld movie that's coming out. Everyone pretty much seemed to be in agreement that a Werewolf would have a hard time pulling off "sexy" because of the whole hairy hands thing, yet vampires could do it easily. Under what circumstances would a werewolf be considered sexy?

Sincerely,
Lycanthrope Lover

A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer Manolo Moreno	Otherwordly Staff Writer Kerri Skarfe
Always. When looking at beastiality photos, there's always someone either humping a horse or a dog. Never do they hump bats. Just because they could suck blood, doesn't mean they're good at sucking other things.	I’m not sure I fully agree with the non-sex appeal of the hairy hands (Come on, who hasn’t fantasized about having Chewbacca?) but I will admit that the sex appeal of werewolves has been severely under-rated in society so far. Michael J. Fox and Seth Green? Not bad as humans, not sexy as werewolves. (Michael J was too hairy and Seth was too scary!) The key lies in the whole “full moon” theory. Werewolves are normal people except during the full moon. Or, in the Buffy-universe, also the day after and the day before. As Willow said to Oz, “I’m not fun to be around a few days every month either.” Is this worth hairy hands a couple days a month? Why not? At least they can take you out to the movies and buy you breakfast at an outdoor café the next morning! I guess that’s where my argument of sexy-werewolves lies. For most of the time, you have your sexy Ben-from-Felicity persona to play with. Only a few days a month would you have to deal with the hairy-ness, but then again, with it comes a lot of power, and when isn’t power sexy?
Caucassianl Staff Writer Kenny Hamshaw	PoetTech Staff Writer Paul Shim
Werewolves have not generally been portrayed as sexy they usually look like Robin Williams with hair extensions. Maybe if the werewolves got some sleek fur instead of scragaly hair they'd fare a little better. The real problem is that hair is just not seen as sexy unless it's strategically located, in limited quantities, on specific parts of the body.	Well, assuming that said werewolf could control the stages of transformation between their wolf and human states, visually they might not be too bad off... you know, some wolf-like features but relatively human looking face and genitals. And perhaps if they groped and caressed themselves and looked like they were having orgasms during transformation that might help. And afterall, I bet they'd look great doing a scene doggie-style.