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This week, we're trying something different. A few of the staffers have asked for advice (okay, it's really not advice so much as completely unrelated questions) and Editor Steve will be answering the questions using his keen sense of logic, humor, and sheer randomness. On with the chaos...

I-Like-Bungle Editor Doug Mahoney aks:

Why do you put up with slack-assed writers, like myself?

Editor Steve replies:

That's easy. Not only do you slack-assed writers churn out some damn good stuff (when you do write), you're fun to torture. If only you could imagine the maniacal the joy I experienced when I thought to sadistically assign you -- the music and movie buff that you are -- to watch and review Mariah Carey's Glitter!

Smoof Like Butta(fly) Staff Writer Lori Shea aks:

Would you have Jason Mraz's love child if it was biologically possible? And if so, what would you name the kiddie? (Hopefully not not NewBabyYeah, no offense ;-)

Editor Steve replies:

When you say "have" his love child, does that mean I have to give birth? If so, then HELLS NO. Otherwise, sure... Obi-wan Mulder Mraz-Lin if it's a boy and Hermione Faith Lin-Mraz if it's a girl.

A Non-Ukranian Staff Writer Manolo Moreno aks:

Can you recall a moment Newmoanyeah.com went above and beyond its call of duty?

Editor Steve replies:

Well, that Newmoanyeah is, by nature, an E/N (everything/nothing) type of site, I'd say that ANYthing that the site does exceeds my expectations. {Subliminal message: Buy the hottest import DVDs now from Poker Industries!} That people come back week after week because they see something worthwhile warms my heart. {Subliminal message: Sign up for the Newmoanyeah newsletter!} It makes me feel as if we're doing something beneficial for society and not just ourselves. {Subliminal message: Buy something from Amazon, please.}

This article is part of Newmoanyeah's Happy Birthday, Newmoanyeah Week.