Falling for the Wrong Guy
as answered by Kerri, Jay Mastaitis, Missie, & Joel Why
June 30, 2003
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Dear Newmoanyeah:
 i think i am falling in love with this guy that i totally dispite and do not think is my type. i think i wood b way more happy with someone else but this guy that i dispite loves me, what shood i do?
Sincerely,
Falling for the Wrong Guy
Dear Falling:
Honey, don't worry about this guy. You'll meet more boys when you repeat fifth grade again next year. I promise.
Kerri Skarfe, Otherworldly Staff Writer
Dear Falling:
above all else, u shood think of ure happiness. if u stay with him and ure not happy, it is not going to end well even if he is in love with u. there r lots of fish in the see and i'm sure u can find someone u do not despite. trust me, he may be hurt at first but he'll thank u in the n.
Jay Mastaitis, Tastes-Like-Burning Staff Writer
Dear Falling:
I wurd b hnt I baty, merty nuwd vetp. Pred sith grat bin thim kwik. Bethy hitm jiop buj fil mewth, ok? Biy friy netd bqjil!!
Missie Horal, Scattagoric Staff Writer
Dear Falling:
Happy, shmappy. You should start sleeping with every guy who pays you the slightest bit of attention. As long as this guy says he loves you, unprotected, vaginal intercourse is the way to go. Judging by your master literary skills, I can only presume that you're either a middle school drop-out, or that one of your parents is a retarded chimpanzee. In either case, marry this guy. Whoever he is, it's practically a predestined certainty that you'll be marrying up.
Joel Why, Curious Staff Writer
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